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“Arrest Putin” (hexbear.net)
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[-] [email protected] 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. Denazification of russia

Russia did that itself back in 1944 and you fuckers have been trying to re-Nazify it ever since

[-] [email protected] 89 points 1 month ago

Alternative Peace Plan:

  • Turn all Russian soil into cheese
  • Make Putin lactose intolerant
  • Put together a team of highly-trained and very hungry mouse girls
[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I want to train the mouse girls to eat cheese (not weird)

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Make it claymation and you have Wallace and grommet

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

I think they still have the comically large spoon for the mouse girls to eat Russia with if they capture it.

[-] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago
  1. Territories: Kuban, Belgorod and Kursk become Ukrainian-speaking regions

Even in their "Russians are the aggressors, Ukraine is just an innocent smol bean" wish-list screed they just have to blurt out their ambitions of ethnic cleansing

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Turns out the claims of "Russia is committing genocide" were projection all along (but anyone paying attention to Ukraine shelling Donbas before the war already knew that)

[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 month ago

Don't siege Leningrad, take it immediately

[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

Still remember seeing that for the first time

HoI4 brain is certainly a thing

[-] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago

Why does everyone want Putin in chains but let bush and Cheney run free in their own country?

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 month ago

They mean that the people that Bush and Cheney killed were not white unlike Putler who killed blue eyed europeans

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Eric is so cool

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 1 month ago

You worthless libs couldn't even arrest Trump last year so I'm sure you got this

[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 month ago

maybe-later-kiddo I am perfectly willing to try and start World War 3 over a country that wants to be an Eastern European Israel

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

We're going to impeach him for the 10th time this year sweetie.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

Libs hate pointing out how little they did to prevent the 2nd trump term

[-] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago

If I was losing a war against Russia, I would simply be winning.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Don't siege Leningrad, just take it

[-] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago

Literal call for genocide in there with the "become Ukrainian speaking regions" holy shit these people are fucking animals

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Just arrest Putin. I don’t get why this isn’t done.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Wait. Did anyone even call 911?

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Classic bystander effect.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I think Bin Laden did

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

The cops have all gone soft and woke.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

My alternative peace plan is stop using the dumbest fucking AI images. This is not worth killing a tree for

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

I mean imagine having to use your own brain to picture something as odd and unimaginable as Putin in a prison suit

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

At least give him a Bane mask

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Stick figures are both more creative and funnier than AI photos

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

This has tagline potential

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

I sometimes wish I lived in the world these libs live in. Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable and easily stopped, and our helpful media tells us what to think and never has ulterior motives, where simply demanding something hard enough makes it magically come true.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable

We've got that one, at least. porky-happy

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Dude is softballing should be asking for a unicorn.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

denazification of russia, brought to you by azov battalion and gunther fehlinger

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Hillary's strategy to defeat Isis:

✓Defeat Isis in Syria & Iraq

✓Disrupt & dismantle terrorist infrastructure

✓Harden our defenses

(Classic John ‘pizza-related handkerchief’ Podesta banger)

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago

Ahahahahahahaha

Good fuckin' luck

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Yeah? You and what army is gonna make that happen?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

I was thinking we just send the cops to the Kremlin with a warrant

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

too complicated. you don't need to take any specific action. you just need to have arrested him one day

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

you dont even need to do that. the real war is happening in the hearts and minds of liberals, so all you have to do is say what you want repeatedly. there is no material reality here.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Holding a fork close to my face while looking at Putin so it looks like he's behind bars.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Giving a regional industrial power a massive reparations bill as a symbolic dick waving exercise has historically gone really well for international stability.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

it was fine when germany did it to france though. IIRC the french just ended up paying it.

also, germany was in the process of getting away with not paying most of the reparations that were in the versailles treaty.

so no, reparations being high was not the reason for germany going full nazi.

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" dont siege leningrad - take it immidiatly "

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago
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