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[-] [email protected] 161 points 1 month ago

"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here

Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The owner also can't park for shit either.

[-] [email protected] 98 points 1 month ago

If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.

…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.

But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s also weak against bugs

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm sure I could transport that with my Bolt EUV if I folded the seats down. Might not even have to.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago

They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?

LMAO

[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My scion could fit this.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

Bro can fit one shopping cart worth of stuff in his car.

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Why do Tesla fans always look like that

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

These can’t be real. They are just too sad and pathetic.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.

Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

FFS. I've hauled more than that in the back of my Nissan versa hatchback. Most recently 30 bags of mulch.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Literally zero SAG!

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:

Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids

Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B

Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil

Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That shit would fit in the back of my sedan

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

My Seat Ibiza can carry more.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Apparently it leaks inside the trunk too. Can't imagine paying that much money and they can't even make the whole thing waterproof.

Really looking forward to seeing how these perform as a boat as Elon once promised...

My problem with them isn't even the looks, it's the crap workmanship

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well at least they're happy with what they've got. Embarrassing as it is

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Woah. That's crazy.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.

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