AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you're happy.
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I'm predicting 20 months
Psh there's probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak
Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”
The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.
"Praise the sun!" Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume
I absolutely hate this, but can't deny that it's accurate
Based af
That was unfortunately a Jack Black of a different era. This one abandons his lifelong friend to be as hollywood safe as possible for saying meanie-bobeanie things about trump (as a comedian on a stage that is known for political jokes)
Pretty good soundtrack too.
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THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP
"What? Who cares? YOU'LL WATCH IT. Fuck you."
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Yeah, that probably exactly what's gonna happen. Just make sure to end me before that please.
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