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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, I know people would watch it.

I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.

Movie industry is fucked.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i enjoyed the Minecraft movie. i wouldn't say it was great, but i was watching it with my nephews and had fun. it helped that mamoa and black were clearly having fun doing it and had good chemistry together. (i even play the song "lava chicken" for fun hehe)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I watched it this week, no popcorn was thrown. The movie was a solid 5/10, and was only carried by JB being JB.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still sore about Jack Black being a coward and throwing Kyle Gass under the bus so IDK how much that would help with my enjoyment.