I hate that I can visualize this greentext so easily.

The fact that they show a Dark Souls poster and proceed to describe an Elden ring movie is very funny. Like the producers don't know the difference.

"Ah sweet, a new Miyazaki film!"

I absolutely hate this, but can't deny that it's accurate

Tbh, i'd love a dark souls movie with Jack Black and Nick Cage.

That actually sounds incredible lmao

They already created this game.

It was called Brutal Legend

It was quite good.

Movie is called Dark Souls, plot is Elden Ring. Hollywood on par for the course.

"they ruined it! There aren't even bonfires in elden ring! In lore theyre called this-games-thing!"

THIS SUMMER, ROB SCHNEIDER DOOP DE DERP DEE DOODLEY DERP

Fuck it, I'm down

AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you're happy.

Was the minecraft movie ai generated

Based af

Just a matter of time until this trailer gets made. I remember the Oppenheimer one and now that we've got the AI trailers, you don't even need an actual movie to use as source material this time.

"Rock of Ages" was good too

Well, I know people would watch it.

I did not watch the Minecraft movie myself, no desire to experience a full theater of people throwing popcorn around screaming chicken jockey.

Movie industry is fucked.

"Praise the sun!" Start trashing the cinema and blasting take on me full volume

Sweet baby Jesus I can see this whole thing in my head every time I read it, these previews are so cookie cutter it's insane

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Goddamnit I give up with the formatting

I wish “The Studio” was ballsy enough to do an episode about this exactly.