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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

AI will create this movie 20 years from now, I hope you're happy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm predicting 20 months

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

Psh there's probably some Jabroni already working on it as we speak

[–] [email protected] 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Final shot is Jack Black clumsily wading through a poison swamp, “not again!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago

The swamp itself farts with every green bubble that boils and pops on the surface.

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