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Anon pitches the next big movie adaptation of a video game (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works [M] to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] moody@lemmings.world 34 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Jack Black as Solaire would work. I can see the jolly cooperation now

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

And a shaven Adam Sandler as patches. This would truly be an awful film. I’d see it. Not in theaters, certainly. Not even my own streaming subscription. But eventually I’ll be on someone’s couch and exactly drunk enough to dare them to put it on.

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