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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swill_milk_scandal
Swill milk referred to milk from cows fed swill which was residual mash from nearby distilleries. The milk was whitened with plaster of Paris, thickened with starch and eggs, and hued with molasses.
You couldn't make milk like this today. Because of woke.
You couldn't make milk like this today.
But you can next week?
Seriously though - yeesh.
You couldn't make milk like this today because they wouldn't bother with the eggs
Listen, if people want to buy and drink plaster cosplaying as milk, it's their God-given right to, and the government shouldn't have a say. Let the invisible hand of the Free Market™ decide whether or not it's a good idea.
The FDA this month also suspended existing and developing programs that ensured accurate testing for bird flu in milk and cheese and pathogens like the parasite Cyclospora in other food products.
Nothing bad could happen from this 
I, for one, welcome our Glorious Cat Overlords and I hope they are successful in culling the human herd as they see fit. Please, remember me. For I am one of the good ones.
r I am one of the good ones.
you're a 
egan?
Whatever our Glorious Cat Overlords want - I will be or become.
Nya! Nya! Cathulhu fhtagn!
Yes!
Nya! Nya! Cathulhu fhtagn!
we were already being poisoned through laziness by the agriculture industry, now its time for active poisoning!
active poisoning
Holy crap. I won't be able to stop thinking about that phrase.
Let me introduce you to our friends at Bayer-Monsanto
Never happier to be vegan, tho lacka FDA inspections will surely be fuckin up plant-based too
Maybe the FDA director will put out a video saying that E. coli is natural so it isn't bad. And in fact it makes veggies pop with flavor.
I was just thinking the same thing. The entirety of US food supply is going to be massively impacted by the flippant disregard of safety regulations.
so much for vegetarian
Alex Jones said that the government would institute a plan to cull the population through disease. First covid now this. Do we have an emoji for broken clock?
Good pull
I also added the article oncase you weren't aware where it came from.
Alex Jones said that the government would institute a plan to cull the population through disease. First covid now this. Do we have an emoji for broken clock?
It's even funnier that he supports this administration, then.
I would respect him if he didn't back down.
Do we have an emoji for broken clock?
I guess not. :broken-clock - no results. :(
That yellow dense goodness isn't going to waste
Yummers
mods are asleep, shit on the milk.
Vegan gang stay winning
Don't worry, the FDA is refusing to name the companies responsible for the E. coli outbreak in lettuce as well.
Uhhh, non-USA gang stay winning..?
are we sure that the people inspecting plant milk facilities are not in that division
e: i literally cannot decipher the fda documentation im actually asking