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[–] [email protected] 86 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (6 children)

My favorite thing about it is this the more you watch cop shows and cop movies the more you notice a pattern. The biggest villain for all of those shows, the most consistent threat? Internal affairs. It's like every single movie and every single series it has shown up at least once. Those God damn Internal Affairs people stopping good cops from doing what they need to do. It's maybe the single strongest trend throughout all of these shows and movies.

Hell it was even a plot point in Psych. The show about fake psychic detectives had a bad guy Internal Affairs officer.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

On top of that, if IA was as powerful and menacing as they are in the shows cops might actually be held accountable.

IA feels like HR at any mega Corp, there to protect the institution not actually solve anything or ensure things are fair.

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[–] [email protected] 314 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Just say no to unnecessarily censored posts

[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Boo!

RAPE

So Scary!!!

No idea why people censor themselves like this.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Capitalism has neutered our ability to speak freely about the most important, most painful truths in our society.

The platforms that most people spend most of their conscious thought-power have told our children and adults alike that things like rape, suicide, murder and nazism are so distant from us, so "unreal" that we don't even have words for them anymore.

This isn't a small thing. Language has massive power in our minds to reshape our world. We use language to abstractify complicated ideas and learn how to examine them from different perspectives. Language is how we built a world a wonders and miracles, but we're being conditioned every day to stop using language. Don't read, scroll. Don't debate, retreat to safe spaces. Don't say bad words, someone might feel bad if you say "rape." As if people aren't currently being raped right now. I wonder how they feel about the word.

But did you knoooowwww, that nearly a quarter of US adults are functionally illiterate? Meaning, they can answer texts, they can read street signs and a grocery list, but are almost incapable of stringing together a whole paragraph? This isn't a small problem, it's why the west is falling, it's why we have nazis marching again. I mean... why we have "armband baddies" marching, or whatever the sanitized term is.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's so it can be shared on places with algorithmic censorship for the most likes as possible

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Boycott those places, otherwise we are consenting to being censored in the name of advertising profitability.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Watching Live PD last night. Guy runs on a motorcycle. They have the area surrounded after he ditches. They're looking for him and one cop spots him. He commands the guy and he's complying. He's almost on his knees and another cop spots him. He ran, full on run, and leapt onto the guy that was almost on his knees. The other guy that was commanding jumped on him after that as well. Guy wasn't resisting. Guy was complying. Guy had hands in the air. Guy wasn't reaching for anything.

Cop after: "He ran and we didn't know what he was capable of. So we tackled him and restrained him."

It's absolute cop wank material. All of it. The majority of the time they are way over reactive and then try to justify it all. They have that disclaimer, but then most of the time they never really follow up with info, or proper info. "Guy was booked on blah blah." Ok, but was he actually convicted? Was he found guilty, or did you just over react and your "oh I totally for sure smell weed" was bullshit. I'm fucking sick of seeing that too. How many times has jackass said that only to find...nothing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And then they say "he was following his training" when people get rightfully angry

And that's a huge part of the problem. That is a part of the training. They are taught to see everyone and everything is a threat that wants them dead.

Add onto that cops the constantly work overtime you got a group of people who are sleep deprived, hyped up on caffeine and ready, willing, and able to shoot you for looking at them sideways and won't be held accountable for doing so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Killology baybee

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

They're immune to punishment for their actions, like the president of the US. That always ends well.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I used to work for the Medical Examiner's Office. I've picked up more than my share of rape/murder victims. You wouldn't believe the shit I've heard cops say about the victims. I've only ever met a few detectives who really cared and were decent human beings, and coincidentally, they all came from years (or decades) in some other industry before joining their departments as detectives because they had advanced degrees. Never met a single uniformed cop or "promoted from within" detective who was anything other than a soulless piece of power tripping shit at their core.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I was a medic back in the day in a large city. Cops are assholes. Big goofy dumb goons. I've seen them do the dumbest shit. Light a smoke for a dead man. Was just one example. I sat at trial two times just to fuck up a cops day cause they routinely fucked people up for no reason. Goons.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing made me more ACAB than having to work alongside cops.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I got stopped for speeding once at work.

With an MI patient (heart attack) who was unconscious and we were doing CPR and pushing drugs. Had lights and sirens and were on a pretty much empty 4 lane divided highway. I was doing 25 over the speed limit. 5kms faster than allowed by law here for an emergency vehicle but I also had a lot going on inside the truck. No leeway allowed. I got a ticket, that's not the terrible bit though as you read.

Speeding. I had a screaming match with that fucker on the side of the highway. It almost came to blows honestly. Stopped seeing cops as protectors that day. I was 18 and a month into being a full fledged Paramedic.

ACAB all day every day.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (10 children)

I like “The Rookie”.

But all these cops obsessing over the letter of the law, keeping each other in line, caring about perp’s life choices and victim’s problems…

This is fantasy. Might as well be Lord of the Rings.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

-John Rogers

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I used to like The Rookie, but honestly after George Floyd I just couldn't stomach any propaganda cop shows anymore.

Those motherfucker CHOCKED the man to death while smiling.

The show tried to pay lip service to it but honestly nothing they could do could possibly be enough.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why is there self-censorship on the word "rape"?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Entirely warranted fear of overbearing content moderation on corporate social media.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I guess that's one of the reasons I don't use corpo social media, goddamn. Use the words you need to, for fucks sake.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Capital is taking away our ability to speak to power about societal problems.

It's not a silly little thing, it's a real problem that we need to address. Nearly a quarter of the US adult population is functionally illiterate. They are taking our power to communicate away slowly, little bits at a time. They start with the big, heavy topics that make people upset, the topics that might make people rally together and push back against the system. Rape? Murder? Nazis? Suicide? No no no, those aren't acceptable so we don't say that. Monkey see no evil, say no evil, hear no evil. Be quiet and buy your new phone and buy your celebrity energy drinks.

Tune in tomorrow to see what the next banned ideas are.

Grab your rake and shovel and work those fields, serf.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Then you watch "The First 48" and realize that unless someone actively snitches or the fool immediately goes to the cops "to give their side" and/or flat out confesses, cops would never "solve" crimes.

Moral of the story: Shut the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 47 points 3 days ago

unless someone actively snitches

Then you go to The Innocence Project and find out how many jailhouse snitches are issuing false testimony to lighten their own convictions.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My town's police department posts info on wanted criminals on FB and people comment on the posts basically doing the cops' jobs for them. Every person who has been posted about has been caught. The cops here rely on the public to catch criminals and they're shameless about it. Meanwhile they spend their time on duty harassing people who ride ebikes.

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[–] [email protected] 108 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

United States: How do the Chinese and Russians fall for such obvious government propaganda!?!

Also United States: OMG, my favorite show CSI: Miami Law Blue Bloods Unit is on! OMG, my favorite movie is on Cop Show, but With More CGI and Colorful Costumes!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I feel like you can both enjoy cop shows and know that ACAB IRL.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

I personally tend to find it difficult tbh, unless the parts of the show that AREN'T the copaganda hero worship is exceptionally well-written and/or stupid in ways that delight me.

Examples of cop shows (including hybrids with aspects of other genres) I will watch and rewatch for all time:

Lucifer, Brooklyn 99, Paradise PD, Mindhunter, The Wire, Dexter

Examples of shows with so much or so awful copaganda that I believe they should not be allowed on TV without a disclaimer:

Every CSI show; NCIS; every Law & Order show, but especially the ones where they torture and otherwise abuse presumed innocent people the most; 24; Blue Bloods

Cop shows I go back and forth about:

True Detective, Castle, The Blacklist, White Collar, Bones

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for anticipating the words that I cannot stomach with my weak-ass feelings and censoring them for me. You're my hero. you cunt.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

same thing for the military. I mean, I love Stargate, but I will not pretend for a second that it's not propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm not a military fan, but in general they tend to be better trained and are actually a necessary evil, see Ukraine. Sometimes you need people to defend you from tyrants.

Cops are just so much worse, they are given all the privilege in the world and they have comfortable jobs, at least in the western world, yet they act like they are dodging 50cal rounds all day every day.

They think they are at war with the people they are supposed to be serving so this is never going to work.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

That is absolutely how they think. I had to turn off an episode of "Dogs with Jobs" of all things because it pissed me off. There was one with a police dog and his handler talked about "the enemy" and I was like "you mean the community you serve, which may include some people suspected of crimes?"

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Feck off, censors.

The internet isn't for babies, we can take words.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wish I could find that Reddit post about the commenter who called the police every time her ex came by and they literally told her that their arms are tied and there's nothing they can do. She asked them what will it take for them to act, and the cops said, "Maybe if he tried to kill you."

And she even said the restraining order meant nothing to the cops.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The restraining order means nothing to the supreme court, also.

"Castle Rock v. Gonzales, 545 U.S. 748 (2005), is a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled, 7–2, that a town and its police department could not be sued under 42 U.S.C. § 1983 for refusing to enforce a restraining order, even though the refusal led to the murders of a woman's three children by her estranged husband."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those cop shows also glorify cops who breaks rules and trample rights as good cops who do what they need to do to solve a crime. It leads to people excusing abuse by cops in the real world

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago

Love how Brooklyn 99 addresses that. Peralta is basically a caricature of the "loose cannon that gets results" cop, but even he doesn't cross the line when it comes to illegally obtaining evidence.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think this is missing the key ingredient: is the victim white and attractive?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

One night I walked home from work, in my work uniform, and some old guy with a personalized license plate asked me if I wanted to get coffee, at 9 pm. I was like, um no, and you're weird, and then I went home and thought about it and decided to report it, wasn't that long after the Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo serial killings of young girls in my city. The cop who showed up to take my statement asked me what I had been wearing, and then called me back to tell me he was just a lonely old guy looking for someone to talk to. Like who on Betty White's green earth pulls over to try and convince a stranger to get into their car at 9 pm, a young woman many decades your junior, and thinks that's normal? Fucking cops.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I posted this on FB today and my friend that works in the domestic violence shelter system told me she'll tell me over coffee how many cops show up to harass women staying at the shelter.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They can even have gang tattoos and still don't get sent to the work camps.

1312! Fuck the police

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