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[–] [email protected] 152 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 106 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Dear Sir/Madam,

FIRE! FIRE!
HELP ME!
123 Carrendon Road.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

All the best,
Maurice Moss

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Doesn't seem formal enough, imho.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That second "0" should be a "9". I don't know why I'm so bothered by this, but I had the song playing in my head, and it got derailed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Gets me every time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Excellent!

for next challenge multiply the 3 numbers in back if your card by 2 and then add 1

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Take my number

Multiply by one

divide by ze̸Ŕ̷̨̜͍o̷͚̤̘͖͎̭͎̦͓͊̆̏̈́̓͛̚͜

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Ok Grandpa's. Time to take you guys back home and turn unreal tournament back on

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hurtful comment.

So hurtful that I’m about to put on my robe and wizard hat

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago

Add one, multiply by zero. Got it!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4814474077450141

I'm looking forward to your cool magic trick!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow that's so interesting! I like to compare that with the day it expires! When was that again?

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Better this one version

Take your credit car number, multiple by 100, add the 3 numbers on the back on the card, multiple by 1000, add the 4 numbers on expiration date. Post on the comment.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

0987 7654 5432 4321

Same as my wifi password, luggage code, and bank acct number.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's one hell of a lock on that luggage.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago

your result in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. For some reason all I see is *******.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

Nice try, Slippin' Jimmy.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

i got in the end process: 4252 4726 1539 2743 Does it has some utility? What will you use it for ? :O I took the big number in the center but i am not sure if it is the right one though. There's also: 04/23, 04/26, and an inscription saying "Edwin Bearstown" in the bottom, but i coudn’t do the math with it so i put it as it is. On the back, there's 3 digits "674". Did i do it right?

where am i

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago

?OVERFLOW ERROR

Some day, some day, I'll be able to afford a 16-bit computer! I hear it's the latest thing!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1

Oh whoops got the instructions mixed up

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago

Now divide by 0 and you're good again

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

0118 999 881 999 119 725 - 3

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

It gave me error: NaN

Does anyone know how to fix the error?

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

It doesn't seem to be the case, but it would be interesting if there were CC numbers that were meant to be used in movies, similar to how 555-XXXX phone numbers are never real.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

There's some sample numbers for testing payment applications like stripe.

  • Visa: 4242424242424242
  • Mastercard: 5555555555554444
  • Discover: 6011000990139424
  • Amex: 371449635398431
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Visa was set up by a nerd

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Oh wait, that's the address for my contract.

Gotta do that roofing contract

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

3141 5926 5358 9793; 2/38; 462

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm the answer is Hunter 2 somehow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Your social security number is your account balance. How much do you have?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

1

Oops, I did a switcheroo on the question. But I used my real CC number, swear on my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

4111 1111 1111 1111

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