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I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen anyone call the idea of imaginary numbers "new math" or "woke" yet
It would be so funny
oh now we're talking
DeepSeek says NaN (not a number) is the most woke number because it transcends the colonialist binary of number v. not number
It also told me 7 is a performative ally lmao.
The real most woke number is 🃏 the Joker 🃏—because society is the real joke, and math is a social construct.
The Chinese have created the perfect shitposter robot.
math is a social construct.
I need everybody to keep believing in the conservation of energy please
2+2=5 just trust me
NOOOOO this is how the false vacuum decays!
BECAUSE
You have not been.... paying attention... (paying attention)¹⁶
Unironically have been told that 0.999... = 1 was woke
I'm far from any desk but my head hurts from bashing against one.
smdh post modern infinite expansion
10, which translates to x, which is Twitter, which contains Grok, who is woke. Grok's woke.
damn i got ratio'd
Lament this eternal failure 
aw frick :(
2 is the wokeliest number that you'll ever doooo
1,312
The number is (hesitates) one.
One. Two. Three. Four. Five.
The number is one, two, three, four, five. (lifts mask) That's the wokest combination I've ever heard in my life. That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
ALL of your so-called "numbers" are woke. They literally come from ARABIC and the only reason we use them is DEI. That's why I only use the superior Roman number system. People like me are the ones who are really persecuted, I can't even have a bank account because all the woke banks use woke numbers.
finally someone gets the answer correct
3
prime numbers are special snowflakes
ℝ ∖ ℚ
69
Fellas is it gay to eat pussy?
sometimes!
nice
0
nobody wants to denominator any more
I don't remember that part of the song, I'm sorry
since we can assume all numbers have the same gender, then it's 7. cause 7 ate 9.
actually i changed my mind it's one morbillion because it's a number promoted by woke Hollywood.
π because it's in the polyamory pride flag
One thousand three hundred and twelve is maybe not the wokemost number, but its upthere
many factors that are powers of 2, not to be trusted
All fractions
2¾ <--- WOKE
perfectly rational
the square root of two on the other hand
420 is clearly a removed number and DEI