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[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Back home after picking up my mum from the hospital. I left around 3am once we realised she wasn’t going to get seen by the doctor for hours, and I would be too tired to safely drive her home. Took until 10am to get her scans done, and 3pm to get the all clear, so a long stint in ED. She’s just got some bruises and she’s a bit sore, so glad that’s all it is.

I went to the tow truck place to clear out her car and she’s lucky the collison was on the passenger side and not the driver side, because she would have been severely injured. The other person involved was completely fine, newer car with way more airbags that cushioned the impact.

Barely slept last night and all the driving around today, I’m exhausted.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Big careful hugs for you and your mum πŸ«‚

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Jeez glad she's okay. Sounds like quite the ordeal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Time for some well earned rest and glad to hear your mum is ok.

Get plenty of rest, you need to look after yourself as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

So glad that you're both ok. Definitely rest up, that's a lot to deal with in 24 hrs...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Your poor mum - I’m so glad she’s ok. And very stressful for you, too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

so many hugs

happy your mum is ok considering

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Just went out and there's a for sale sign on the house across the road. The caravan, the trailer, the two cars are gone. This is the same cunt who floors his hotted up torana down the street every weekend and then revs his car outside my place while his wife moves the 2 cars so he can put precious back in the yard. He also yells at his 2 little kids aggressively. Fucking hero. Best day ever.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (12 children)

So the wife has to move the Camira so she can move the Commodore so he can get the Torana out?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yay: my mum got her eye surgery moved forward after much pressure

Nay: it's on Anzac Day and my aunt can't go and flights are stupidly expensive but at least my aunt has offered to chip in.

Looks like I might be doing a week back in the equatorial concrete jungle soup. Maybe a good opportunity to focus on writing uni stuff... Shame it's my favourite time of the year in melbs but honestly all that is irrelevant when my mum's eyes are at stake.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

my mum got her eye surgery moved forward

Oh that is good news!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (8 children)

I have been very good with the limited sweets thing this lentish....until tonight when I made this creation.

Here we have vanilla bean ice cream, hot chocolate topping, coffee topping, chocolate ice magic with a biscoff crumb and a twix. It was magnificent. 5/5 yum yums.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

A jumbo twix. Yessss please.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (4 children)

This election campaign will drive me crazy because of the huge number of people who cannot pronounce nuclear. Nukular, nooclearar, nuklah, gnocchi-la, newklrrrr, arrgghhhhhhhh.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

dusk view from my balcony πŸ™‚ meh, for the cables but there are cables everywhere

the trees are lovely here πŸ™‚

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (17 children)

I remembered it's my birthday today so I got the breakfast banh mi as a treat on the way in to work. I think I'll check my emails and head down to the nearby shopping centre during lunch to collect up as much free/discounted birthday stuff as I can

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Made myself a roast chicken sandwich.

Oh it’s so nice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

The dietician has taken ham and salami off my wife's menu to address cholesterol. It should likely apply to me also, but I'm not organised enough to book things like "check ups" and dieticians. So I bought a large whole chook last weekend and we roasted it. It's going into sandwiches this week (and will likely be a weekly thing for the foreseeable future) instead of ham/salami. So far, everyone likes the change. It works out far cheaper also: over 2kg of chook is about he prices of 500g of ham/salami.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

So simple and yet so good

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 days ago (11 children)

I’m at the ED at hospital. My mum was in a really bad car accident. Thankfully it’s just bruising but it could have been much, much worse. Her car was totalled. Driving up to the accident seeing all the police / ambulance / fire truck lights and then her totalled car was truly scary. I’m just thankful she’s OK. Waiting to do scans to make sure nothing is broken, then I’ll drive her home.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good job totalled car, it crumpled on her behalf. Drive gently on the way home. One of my repeated memories of post accident issues was how much the drive home sucked because I was all beaten up and resisting the mild g-forces as a passenger was suddenly a painful struggle.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

You just reminded me of an accident I was in as a teen where we had to go over the railway lines to get to the Drs, and then again to get home. The whiplash!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cutting a big old bit of concrete with an angle grinder and didn't realise it had rebar in it.. whoopsie doodle. Tried to snap it in half when half way through without realising. Whoopsie doodle x 2 :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We lived!

Wasn't that bad just the plan of attack failed :( Fuck they're dangerous though lol.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I will not touch an angle grinder with a ten foot pole lol

You can never quite tell when they'll kick.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Happy Unicorn Day everyone!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Happy Unicorn Day Spinny πŸ¦„

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

The end times are near. Repent all and be saved!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

The food scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

still waiting on REA 😠

5 hours late, then they send a no show apology 😑

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Seeing petrol go up around some places in town. ~$2 in Brighton, $1.65 in Springy.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I want so badly to draw or do something but not enough to actually be able to do it. It’s like my mind and body are fried.

Almost a week after the iron infusion I’m still aching, nauseous, have a splitting headache and going between hot and cold.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Lady in office today has no concept of an indoor voice.

Mentioned it to my boss and he said that's why he never comes in on Wednesdays.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Came home late last night from the psych to find mrs and tinyest eating 2 minute noodles out of a bowl on (as well as off of) the floor. Apparently this was the "compromise" to get him to eat. Glad I washed the floor the other day.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Just had a staff member here that I knew who let me borrow a few kids to help me out.

I’ll be done by 9:30 now!!!!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What a beautiful day outside today.

Oh it’s so glorious.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Last day out at this site that would seemingly never end. So badly quoted... not my problem though. I'm glad today is it. Can't say I'm going to miss wrangling the drivers of the M1.

Had a long text chat last night with a friend at my old workplace who was stressed out of their mind after being dressed down by a client due to providing faulty data... it was a continuation of a big job I'd done a few years ago and while I think I was able to help my friend work out what happened on the technical side of things, and how to respond, I saw an excerpt of the email he received and I'm still residually stressed out this morning even though it's not my problem at all now haha. I most definitely don't miss those days (even though the original job was one of the more rewarding ones that we did really well out of). Had a moment of reflection on the really really shitty year I had with flaming out badly and getting bullied by my boss and I'm so happy I was able to come out of it on the other side and look back without too much pain.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (14 children)

I just got confirmation the car dealer has received my bank transfer. So I can now stop stressing & the pickup tomorrow is ready to go.

Now I'll have to get used to the blinkers being on the other side. Plus the fuel tank is on the opposite side to what I'm used to. At least it's not as much of an adjustmant as Mr Woof will have to make, he'll need to get used to travelling in a crate instead of having the whole back seat.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

Lesson learned: do not let man with poor eyesight that's been up 15 hours install window film

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