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[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Just went out and there's a for sale sign on the house across the road. The caravan, the trailer, the two cars are gone. This is the same cunt who floors his hotted up torana down the street every weekend and then revs his car outside my place while his wife moves the 2 cars so he can put precious back in the yard. He also yells at his 2 little kids aggressively. Fucking hero. Best day ever.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So the wife has to move the Camira so she can move the Commodore so he can get the Torana out?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah something like that while he barks orders from the driver's seat. ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He sounds absolutely charming.

I'm picturing him as overweight and tatted up with large sunnies.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spot on. Built like a brick shit house with a booming voice to match.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fox racing hat and Jean shorts?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably a good idea ๐Ÿ˜

I've got a very particular mental picture of him and I'm willing to bet it's pretty accurate.

Here's hoping his house sells quickly and the new neighbours won't be as annoying.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thanks.

I'll take anything except for loud outside people, ball kicking children and constantly barking or howling dogs.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Of course there's dogs involved. Staffies?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You need to include ball bouncing children, not just ball kicking. Speaking from experience.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel bad for his family

good day for you he's gone,

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I don't think they're gone yet but it's a matter of time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was stoked when the local meth dealer moved away, good bye to his giant bark all night dog too. I had a little celebration with his neighbours that I'm friendly with.