Oreo is otherwise known as Little Miss, Shiny Girl and Bowl Cat.

Pepper is Pepperoni, Roni, Little Cat and Spicy Cat. She has her own song about being the spiciest of all the sausage cats.

Foxy is Fluff, Fluffle, Mr Flufalufagus, Ginger Fluff Sponge or the Big Fluff.

Betsy is Betsy boo, Puppy, Puppy Wuppy, Rocket Dog or Miss Barks a lot.

None of them ever get called their proper government names.

Alcohol can get it off. Well, it gets purple direct dye off my ears.

A study of Pepper in packing paper. These make it look far calmer than it was.

I just had to rescue a frog. In my bedroom. 3 very interested cats, and one squeaky little frog who is now outside. Who needs sleep?

Oh to be a little spicy Pepper cat, on the top rung of a cat tree with one pink toebean. Life is tough.

I has baby Tom's!!!!

And the beauty of the house.... complete with ginger stalker

Fluffy boy, complete with grinch feet

Pepperoni, spicy sausage cat

Mr Floof is 1 year old today. He loved the tuna cake, not a fan of the singing.

It's important to stack your cats to start the morning. Ignore the dog, she's pretending to be neighbourhood watch.

Green bag shenanigans instead of doing the housework.