this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

How dare you. How DARE you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cubeo-style nasal assimilation except leftward instead of rightward

/seven/ → [s̃ẽɱẽn]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

s̃ẽɱẽn

You even added c*m squiggles over the letters you are digusting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I'm not going to become an accessory to the crime by assisting you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

the guy who dies in every movie?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Aww you beat me by a million hoursscrem

but I'm glad we think alike

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

settler

if I don't spell it out...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't try me. I'm serious

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

She PLA on my people's navy til I 解放

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

SeWen staring brab ditt and gmeuyth daltoM

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This is one box tou don't want to open, friend

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Good. You don't want to work out the real answer it's better that way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally someone who understands the gravity of the situation o7

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sieben? There's no V in that word, what are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

A cerial killer kills people according to nursery rhymes kr something it was too scary i didn't watch it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

volcel-judge we’ll let you off with a warning this time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But veinte does thonk i think that should be safe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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