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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I use various websites such as ebay, duckduckgo, and myanimelist. I know you probably think internet users are bad but I swear I'm one of the good ones. I currently make around $0k per year on my internet activities so it's more like a service I'm providing all of you.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Did you ask your parents permission before logging on?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I asked a random adult and I think that also counts

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

who is your daddy and what does he do

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

My dad has taken a hand to carving a canoe in the garage. It's pretty cool

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

[this deleted joke was funnier in my head]

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Hi,

Civility from Hexbear.net here, thanks for your time.

I have three questions:

  1. How did you get your start as an internet user?

  2. What's the most internet you've ever used in one day?

  3. What advice would you give all the aspiring young internet users on hexbear.net?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
  1. I just believed in myself and never gave up

  2. I think about 14 grams

  3. Don't use the Internet for hentai. It's bad.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Inspiring!

@[email protected] thanks again.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

you're so polite, it's really an inspiration to the rest of us about the value of... you

if only landlords and tenants could be nice to each other like this

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Who is this handsome lil fella

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

you know how some people take the air out of the room? this lil fella puts air into the room

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just like me, except with farts

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

A friend to all and champion of the weak

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

So a cult leader

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You have betrayed my trust

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

it was either that or a rickroll, and i went with the better option.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What are the good websites I may not know of?

I use, like, three.

I hear there’s more

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I quite enjoy one called hexbear

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Is that some kind of gay polycule thing?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Sounds gay as fuck

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That’s so gay lmao

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I hear Internet users worship Satan. Is this true?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No no we worship satin

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I'm also curious about this. I heard some of them worship the Great Satan even.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

are you planning on putting a tariff on these sites you have a trade imbalance with?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna go to their houses and do a real life ddos

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what's the least website you use?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

there's apparently a website that summons a bird to shit on your head, so I don't use that one

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I have heard about harmful beings called graymers living on the internet who are called chugs for chugging venomous green liquid that enhances. I have heard that they will hurt anyone awake on the internet by circling and spitting face melting icky liquid on them. How could you protect yourself from these beings? Please stay safe

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You can't just make these bold claims without providing proof. We're really supposed to believe you're an internet user on your word alone?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

i'm friends with Myspace Tom

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm actually a bit of an internet using hobbyist myself. How do you deal with all the people who actually don't thank/recognise us for the services we provide to the community, and instead say mean things?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

no one has ever said anything mean about me

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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I exude a pleasant aroma

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