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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For safety, never plug an unknown USB drive into your house.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My house got hacked when I did this once.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

At least use protection mine got a hell of an STI.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The ransomware turned by house into an Escher painting.

Jokes on them, I'm into it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just tried it and now my front door won't lock.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Got dang son of a gun

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You’re either going to download it or burn it to the ground.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nah. It would just power up and have no data connection. Unless you bought it in Israel...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, this comment blew up unexpectedly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's 50/50.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

When I was young we downloaded cars, and burned our houses to CD-R.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

Who the hell thought that anyone wouldn't download a pirated house? How out of touch do they need to be?!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Did you know that you can 3d print a house in less than 24 hours? You can't download the concrete, but you could download the plans.

We're maybe slowly creeping towards a post-scarcity world. If we can avoid destroying ourselves or the planet in the next century, we might get there. But, the entrenched interests are holding on with their fingernails.

One awful example of this is library books.

In the before times, people had to go and take an actual physical book out of the library. Along came e-books. In theory, a library now only needed to buy a single copy of a book and they could lend it out to everyone. It's no surprise that they didn't do that, instead if they want to loan out 10 copies at a time, they buy 10 books.

What's really stupid is that the publishers weren't satisfied with that arrangement. They also want to simulate wear and tear on these digital ebooks, so it can be just like paperbacks. So, after 26 loans, DRM on the ebooks means they self-destruct.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That article you linked about 26 loans is from 2011. Do you know if they still do that or they decided to roll it back or something? I couldn't find anything about it other then more articles from 2011

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I don't know if it's exactly the same, but they definitely have a limited number of loans before the library is forced to buy another copy.

Here's an article from 2023 by a librarian with more details:

Other titles are metered. This is essentially a lease. Libraries purchase a title for time, 12 to 24 months or by checkouts, usually 26. When the terms of the lease expire the item is no longer available and has to be repurchased.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Need to rework that to use clay and then many areas could print the house from what's available under the land.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

That's MY HOUSE you bookstack! You thieving oil barrel! I was IN THAT HOUSE. I STILL AM. Put us down and LET ME OUT. Where is the exit??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that buying and living in a yurt would be a better option than trying to buy a house.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
  • Big ol' Yurt. 2 or 3 if you have or want to start a family

  • Solar-powered electric generator

  • Vegetable garden

  • Located near Lake Superior

I can definitely see myself living that kind of life.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I totally would.

Problem is, too many greedy people would hook up so many storage drives to download thousands of houses that my house would not have any space left on earth to place it once it is finally finished downloading.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If the outlet has an earth ground and you left the USB plugged in long enough, you would eventually download the earth, then it's just copy, paste you got your own earth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I want the version with all the African fjords.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the keyboard shortcut again?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In this economy, I wish i could...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Up vote this shit! If I could, I would download a bunker 20 stories below ground with a jump jet/helipad and 3 in door pools and fun dungeon.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

TFW you do this as a joke but then the data transfer LED starts blinking

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

No but would you let your hologram house maid date your single dad?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

thumb stick: "Face-down ass-up Apple Bottom."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The boot drive with the fur (with the fur)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bruuuhh!!! I usually just press deny all, without reading.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Deny all doesn't actually deny anything

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I would absolutely download a house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They know the minute we can they are cooked

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd download a house or a car in a heartbeat, and never feel the tiniest inkling of guilt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Shit, if I had enough filament, I'd 3D print a house.

Be better if I had one of them concrete printers, used for actually printing houses tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Except building the concrete structure is the easiest and fastest part of building a house anyway. Not that concrete printing is not helpful, it is, but with a task that's a minor part of building a house anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe she might like it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I just bought a house. It costs me an arm and a leg. I'll have to pay about 13 years until it is paid off. I would so download it instead, if I could.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Stop right there, criminal scum

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

the fuck i would download a house, are you kidding me?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I wish it was possible...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now I wonder what would happen if you put a USB killer into one of these.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure it'd fry the power supply. Thats my first bet, is that it wouldn't even get through it.

If it did pass through, it could fry your electronics. A USB killer is a short pulse, and not at all strong compared to main, so I expect that it'd act more like if a neutral was floating, than an actual surge at the voltage a USB killer usually gets to.

No idea for sure though and I'm not an electrician.

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