I've been using this for years and it's so great

Right? I want to know what Ja has to say about this.

It's also the most effective camouflage color. Imagine you're wearing this from head to toe and a fascist (known for their fashion sense) has you in his sights. Does he drop the hammer on you, or does he think to himself 'the worst thing I could possibly do to this guy right now is let him continue to walk around looking like that'.

I told you guys the hurricanes were a bad idea

Checkmate atheists

You know who else 'just wanted a clean bathroom'?

The psychopath needs to be separated from the road by a prison

I expect you to die, Mr Bond

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

This guy in the warehouse made a deal with another guy to sell his porn collection. So he brings it in one day in a big cardboard box and leaves it sitting in the coat room with the top open, you could see X-rated stuff just walking by. Someone says something to management and the box gets confiscated, but they don't know who it belongs to so that's pretty much the end of it. Until our hero goes and files a complaint about the theft of his property.

I thought this guy was already in prison...

OK so first of all, you don't know me