this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2025
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YTD on S&P 500 is -7%

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me riding the stonk market

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says "goose"

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
  1. Stockmarket's are totally decoupled from the health of the real economy. The real economy is already toast.

  2. Only small porkies and workers will potentially lose from this.

  3. Hedgefunds win if line goes up and when it goes down.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago

I should have been born a hedge fund

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AHAHAH.

I'm proud I buy only Chinese stocks, they've never failed me yet 🇨🇳

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

The Dow isn't even cracking the top 20 single day percentage drops. sad-boi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Last night I dumped everything I had into short ETFs. Why is any of this legal?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I wish I had known there were short ETFs

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

stocks are crashing bigly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

These numbers are weak tbh. I would expect -15% minimum if the market actually thought these tariffs were real and would last.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Rookie numbers. Throw another digit on there at least.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Buy the dip

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Last week someone mentioned there has been a trend Fridays being big sell days due to unpredictable news that trump may drop over the weekend. Maybe that's migrating to Thursday