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elmofire

YTD on S&P 500 is -7%

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Me riding the stonk market

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

Me after someone taps on my shoulder and says "goose"

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago
  1. Stockmarket's are totally decoupled from the health of the real economy. The real economy is already toast.

  2. Only small porkies and workers will potentially lose from this.

  3. Hedgefunds win if line goes up and when it goes down.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

I should have been born a hedge fund

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

AHAHAH.

I'm proud I buy only Chinese stocks, they've never failed me yet 🇨🇳

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

The Dow isn't even cracking the top 20 single day percentage drops. sad-boi

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

How many times can our big wet president call takesy-backsies on tariffs before some disgruntled billionaire sends a paramilitary squad to Mar-a-Lago? Nothing surprises me anymore but I feel like this is not sustainable long-term lol

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Last night I dumped everything I had into short ETFs. Why is any of this legal?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I wish I had known there were short ETFs

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

stocks are crashing bigly

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

These numbers are weak tbh. I would expect -15% minimum if the market actually thought these tariffs were real and would last.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Rookie numbers. Throw another digit on there at least.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Buy the dip

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Last week someone mentioned there has been a trend Fridays being big sell days due to unpredictable news that trump may drop over the weekend. Maybe that's migrating to Thursday

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