this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
367 points (90.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

30436 readers
5346 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

Sorry its a pebble.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧒 🧒 🧒 🧒 🧒

Judgement: πŸ‘

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

you're right. no arguments here

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Ce n'est pas un rocher

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Ceci n'est pas une pierre.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but if you'd like to have an argument you'll have to pay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes it was.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Stony stone stoning

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The scale isn't too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

"The guy made a million dollars!"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not a rock, do your research

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 178 points 3 days ago (17 children)
[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 days ago (18 children)

Failed again.

It's an image.

load more comments (18 replies)
load more comments (16 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Liked by a bot

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche πŸ€ͺ

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It's not grey, jackass! It's GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago (9 children)

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Is no rock, is troll kid!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Its actually a stone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Everyone knows all rocks are flat this is just NASA propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (9 children)

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] [email protected] 64 points 3 days ago

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

load more comments
view more: next β€Ί