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[–] [email protected] 181 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

"where did you say you were?"

(sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

"Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago (12 children)

2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (6 children)

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago

My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (12 children)

When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Ones boobs the other is a dick?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

1 circle of life
2 shotgun
3 maritime international sign for distress
4 audi owners
5 Olympic athletes

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago

Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago

I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (13 children)

i mean.

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis

Due to the fact I'm essentially a 40 year old adolescent i have Olympic gold in seeing penises and (to a lesser extent) tits in everything, but you lost me here...

If this is is the answer it'll take the cake as most abstract rendition ever.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

MWHAHAHAHHA

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Number of holes beneath the waist.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are already in the bathroom...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think it's one of those places where the sink is outside, and the mystery hole is behind the doors.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
Cause they earn more.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

Stupidly cryptic, though.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh man I thought left was boobs and right was dick and balls.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Two circles: Toilet and sink.

Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The one on the right are for users of these

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (7 children)

i tried this once and oh man the womans restroom smelled so rancid i could never go back. it was traumatic

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

IMO:

They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

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