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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Wait until they learn about the urethra... And nostrils... And ears... And the millions of pores on our skin...

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[–] tacobellhop@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago

Wait til you hear that eye of newt is just mustard seeds.

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