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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

1+2=3

There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

No no no, you just piss in the sink instead

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I gotta go, I gotta take a number three.
That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

classic

a man of culture

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

The place for number 1 is to the right.

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