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[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Maybe it’s points of contact?

Two feet for the urinal.

Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

There is another...

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[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

I laughed and it made the sound “rofl”

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[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

spoken as someone who never used an urinal while drunk and so resting your head on the wall to steady up

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[–] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 year ago

One of the student pubs I used to go to during uni had padding on the wall for this exact purpose 😁

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[–] kahdbrixk@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

Points for creativity, that's for sure

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[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

That's probably it. I was going to go with a view from the floor looking up.

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