▲ 622 ▼ Choose wisely (lemmy.world) submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works 208 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (4 children) 2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) 1+2=3 There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] oxysis@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) No no no, you just piss in the sink instead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss permalink fedilink source parent [–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) I gotta go, I gotta take a number three. That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word. permalink fedilink source parent [–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago classic a man of culture permalink fedilink source parent [–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago The place for number 1 is to the right. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don't think my plumbing works that way. Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone's vegetable crisper and I don't recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2. I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here. I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) #3 is puke. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious. permalink fedilink source parent [–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) You don't do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn't happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play permalink fedilink source parent [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Ooof. Been there. But I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" that EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago (3 children) 1+2=3 There's no place for a number 1. If you're not going to shit, then you're not allowed to pee either. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] oxysis@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) No no no, you just piss in the sink instead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss permalink fedilink source parent [–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) I gotta go, I gotta take a number three. That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word. permalink fedilink source parent [–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago classic a man of culture permalink fedilink source parent [–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago The place for number 1 is to the right. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] oxysis@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 child) No no no, you just piss in the sink instead permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss permalink fedilink source parent
[–] four@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago Better to piss in the sink, than to sink in the piss permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children) I gotta go, I gotta take a number three. That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word. permalink fedilink source parent [–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago classic a man of culture permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago That's the only reason I suggested a #3. Thanks for spreading the good word. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago classic a man of culture permalink fedilink source parent
[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago The place for number 1 is to the right. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 child) Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don't think my plumbing works that way. Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone's vegetable crisper and I don't recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2. I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here. I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child) It’s technically possible for everyone, barring some specific quirk or injury, but men generally find it easier to only shit. I looked it up a while ago and the research was American, so I do wonder if it’s because American men tend to pee standing up and they therefore have a bigger mental barrier between #1 and #2. I’d like to see the study repeated with men who sit to pee or women who stand (it’s possible and not inherently more difficult than for men, but clothing and culture make it a lot less common than the other way around), because I suspect that the mental barrier is the key here. I suspect there’s a difference because of other culture-related urination urges. I grew up doing a lot of swimming in lakes, and I was never really discouraged from peeing in the lake, as long as I wasn’t right next to someone (probably pretty gross for some people, but I honestly can’t bring myself to find it very gross). That’s my main experience with rapid, immersive temperature changes, and I still feel an almost overwhelming urge to pee when getting into or out of the shower or any body of water. I can pee immediately before getting into the shower, but that doesn’t make a difference. Infants have the temperature response too, which is why you need to be careful changing a diaper in the cold, lest you get peed on. It can be trained out of you though: a friend of mine grew up swimming competitively and had a lot of experience jumping into and out of pools, where she was discouraged from peeing (thankfully). She no longer feels any temperature related urge to pee that she notices. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 point 1 year ago (1 child) Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago That’s entirely fair, I think my medication kicked in partway through that comment, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) #3 is puke. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago* (1 child) I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) no worries. i was going off the original: janitors in the los angeles unified school district in like the 1960s, radio reporting bathroom incidents without making kids giggle. #4 was blood. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago Haha nice. I do know of #3 you referred to. I just like that song, and think their #3 is hilarious. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children) You don't do a #3, a #3 is when your kid does a massive high pressure shit, it squirts up out the back of the nappy and into their clothes. Just hope it doesn't happen indoors, or in the car or really anywhere. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play permalink fedilink source parent [–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Ooof. Been there. But I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" that EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago Had that happen in a restaurant. I was at the opposite end of the packed restaurant from the restrooms. I got a lot knowing nods from a lot of folks as I walked through holding the very smelly child at arms length due to the amount of soilage at play permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago Ooof. Been there. But I was going off of the video by the "Northern Boys" that EisFrei posted. permalink fedilink source parent