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[–] 181 points 1 year ago* (16 children)

What you're seeing here is numbered doors of toilet stalls.

This picture is from the inside of a restroom area, so any gender icons would be the outside of any door in here anyway.

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  • [–] 75 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    ytf do they number their stalls? is it like: "help, my zipper's stuck! I'm in stall oo. Whatever you do, don't go into stall o!"

    "where did you say you were?"

    (sighs) "stall oo, toilet |||, co-sharing toilet roll ~~~. Hurry!"

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    "Hey Randy, grab the bucket, someone's had explosive diarrhea all over stall three again."

    Putting in a support ticket. "Flushing problem in stall two of the toilets on the second floor."

    So Randy doesn't need to go through all the flushes to find the broken one.

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    [–] 101 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    2 circles is if you need to #2, 3 of you need to take a #3.

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    [–] 81 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    He doesn't know how to use the three rings.

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    My instinct would be to use the one that seems to have a functioning door handle.

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    When you're Nonbinary every bathroom feels like this, not because you don't know which is which but because you don't know which choice is more wrong or will get you in more trouble.

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    [–] 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    It's a test to determine your gender, you just walk into whichever one you're naturally compelled to and then when you get out you find out your gender. If you don't want to go into either then you're either nonbinary or agender

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    [–] 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)
  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    1 circle of life
    2 shotgun
    3 maritime international sign for distress
    4 audi owners
    5 Olympic athletes

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    [–] 34 points 1 year ago

    This is what the Republicans said would happen!!

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago

    Please solve the following puzzle to prove you are a human

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    I feel like one is a set of boobs. The other is a man, fully erect as seen from the front at a direct angle (business end pointed towards your mouth as you approach the door).

    Places with gendered bathrooms should stick to icons that make sense. The place can do something cutesy too, but have a real bathroom sign.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago (15 children)

    i mean.

    The two look like boobs, and the three look like a penis, so... Case closed?

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I wanna go into the 3 ball bathroom to see all the dudes with 3 balls.

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    [–] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Indicates how many seashells were installed in each room.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Two is for couples, three is for threesomes.

    Not pictured is the single circle which has a glory hole.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago

    Men, who have 2 testes go left, while women who have 3 testes go right. Wait...

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Very self explanatory its for how many CANS OF BEANS YOU HAVE.

    PISS EVERYWHERE WITH BEANS

    MWHAHAHAHHA

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    I can't read these runes. Life sense, roll for initiative.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Number of holes beneath the waist.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    They are already in the bathroom...

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Men have two holes, woman three. I assume it is that dumb.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    3 coins is more than 2, so it's for men.
    Cause they earn more.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Maybe it’s points of contact?

    Two feet for the urinal.

    Two feet and a seat for the toilet?

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I assume the left is two nuts. The right is a head over two boobs.

    Stupidly cryptic, though.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Two circles: Toilet and sink.

    Three Circles: Toilet, sink, and urinal.

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    [–] 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    The one on the right are for users of these

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    I have 0 respect for gendered toilets and will just go in one if it's not a super active place like a mall or an airport.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    IMO:

    They're gender-neutral. The two and three on the door are so that people can be told which one needs work.

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    On first visit, I'd secretly try to check where the urinals are. In second visit, I would do that process again because who the fuck is meant to remember what that circles want to express??

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