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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago

Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?

But also yeah, start at top, he's right.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Germans have a word for people like you

Mädchenküsser

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

So, I understand the literal meaning, but what does it actually mean as slang? Girl kisser doesn't really say much lol.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I was just making a joke, nothing serious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You use the edges for the balls exclusively

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Oh I'm opposite. Edges are for face/head exclusively and I use the middle of the towel for the rest of the body.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Just grab both ends of the towel and floss between the legs.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.

By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)

Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I try to dry my feet first so I don’t slip so I use two towels

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

That's what a floor mat is for. They make them in towel fabric so you don't slip and the floor doesn't get wet and slippery.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The point being that if one needs to at the end go back up to the face to make sure everything is perfect, one needs not worry about the possibility of that meaning one is rubbing one's face on ball-sweat.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

I mean at the end of the day, if you washed yourself well, you don’t need to worry about anything. It’s should be clean. ^^

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Not just drying, also for cleaning. You don't pick up the dirt from the floor, just to add more whilst cleaning the table.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Weird, everybody in the comments assuming that she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our faces we used on our dirty balls. But she asked about a separate ball towel, which seems to imply that it's the balls that require special treatment, but not ass, feet, or pits. Maybe she's grossed out by men using the same towel on our balls that we used on our dirty faces?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Why are you using towel on dirty anything? Do you towel before you wash?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Feet have balls as well, technically

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker

[–] [email protected] 16 points 13 hours ago

This meme is so old the towel has dementia.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

It's just more skin for fucks sake.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.

at least that's what I tell myself...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago

To me is not hopefully, I do clean well enough when taking a shower. Is not that hard.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 18 hours ago

If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer

[–] [email protected] 20 points 15 hours ago

No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, used face to get balls wet

(:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought you were supposed to use the balls to get the face wet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Isn't it more of a rebound effect?

You use the face to get the balls wet, and then the balls will eventually get the face wet too.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 20 hours ago

If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is just not correct. Sweat and folds and proximity to other parts, probably double wrapped all day in plastic clothing... Not washing your arms and not washing your balls for a day has very different results.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 42 minutes ago

Plastic clothing?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.

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[–] [email protected] 130 points 1 day ago (14 children)

do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?

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