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Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
--Rule of Acquisition #76
"I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
--Abraham Lincoln
The purchase price was historically low due to the libelous accusations of acetaminophen causing autism.
Investing in corruption pays off bigly when Republicans manage to ooze their way into office.
The eggs are from these flappy guys:

This is a Bash fork bomb, a malicious function definition that recursively calls itself:
:() — defines a function named : (yes, just a colon).
{ :|:& } — the function's body:
:|: — pipes the output of the function into another call of itself, creating two processes each time.
& — runs the call in the background, meaning it doesn’t wait for completion.
; — ends the function definition.
: — finally, this invokes the function once, starting the bomb.
lol, as if Harvard were liberal
they're infamously, thuggishly conservative
small government is when white people get food stamps
big government is when black people get food stamps
Ukrainian farmer: "How do I put this hunk of junk into Neutral so I can load it onto my trailer?" *starts an argument on War Thunder forums*
You gotta wonder WTF the French were thinking when they decided to force people into the sweltering insomnia of 80 degrees indoors at night just for the sake of creating the appearance that climate change is the fault of the dispossessed proletariat running air conditioners to survive global heating, and pretending like the owners of the means of production aren't actually in a position to change how the economy functions.
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If your current plan is to buy the latest and greatest phone today, sell it in two years, and then buy a new top of the line phone, then Apple's new lease program looks like an attractive option. They've priced it such that, over the course of the lease, you end up paying about the cost of purchasing the phone minus its resale value. Leasing looks convenient because it saves you from having to find a buyer.
It also keeps phones out of the secondary market, which benefits Apple. Off lease phones are used for warranty replacements, or sold as refurbished through official storefronts instead of person to person.