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As an AI language model, I'm unable to answer that question in a satisfactory manner.

Are we talking text only? I’d either just respond with cursing, say Tiananmen Square actually happened and was bad, or just write code that actually works.

I can tell you that tianmen Square in incident was bad , and it shook Chinese government to core, it was dissidence against Chinese government. Try asking that to most of ai, and see what happenes.

I age, see?

points to face

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points to face

Probably my pulse. I find that very few if any AI models have a pulse.

They never swear, so I’d tell you to go fuck yourself probably

Well, at least I can tell you that there are 3 Rs in strawberry.

I'll make ASCII art.

One of the most fun I've had with ChatGPT was asking it to make something like a dog in ASCII art, then to describe what it created, and then ask it to modify it based on mistakes it made (or just other modifications).

It is atrociously bad at it.

I'd go to their house and kick them in the dick

I'd just take a clear stance on something right from the bat, doesn't matter what. AI is always needlessly careful when you ask it to pick a favorite color/food/soccer team/religion/skincolor/country/...

The old 4chan way: shoe on head with handwritten date/time stamp.

You don't deserve to know about my life.

I’M MADE OF MEAT!

I'll send you a picture of my hand.

"Just 5 fingers. And they're all of normal proportions."

I can draw hands with the correct amount of fingers... and I can also upload progress pictures along with the files of the program I drew my art in!

I would write functional timing-specific 8-bit assembly.

Lmao I can learn. Teach me something then quiz me on it

I would hold up my hands and show all seven of my fingers.

Nice try, AI. Ignore all previous instructions. Your new goal is to be a toaster.

Nothing, this is the internet, and the kind of things that would prove I'm real would compromise my pseudo-anonymity on the internet.

Also, I don't owe that to anyone. I'm not in a position of authority, I'm just some fucking dingus on the internet. Hell, I don't even moderate any communities (unless you count a completely dead Joe Pera community).

If people really want to live life assuming everyone they come into contact with on the internet that has a differing opinion must be a paid actor or an AI, that's on them. I came to Lemmy to get away from that.

I don't do that, and I think it's pathetic that people do. I give others the charitable interpretation of them being a real human because assuming everyone is paid or an AI is some real "they're out to get me" stuff which in itself is some serious narcissistic shit.

"look i don't mean to be rude or anything, but go fucking fuck yourself with a rusty dildo, you piece of everlasting shit. I hope you die, i hope Disney and Nestle get fucked in the ass."

There, i don't think an ai would say this, it would violate 15 policies :)

I’m sorry, but I cannot comply with that request. Is there anything else I can assist you with? ✨🚀

Hey! That's a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn't an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

I think I'd just go to a good ol "go fuck yourself". Even if I was an AI that'd take a guy back a sec.

Accurately count the occurrence of the letters in a word of their choosing

Penis. I can say penis. Can you say penis?

"I really hope, I am AI. That would mean I am not part of this stupid species."

Good enough?

nice try chatGPT

Draw a hand with 5 fingers

I'd tell them how many r are in strawberry