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There's this guy at the gym, some kind of data obsessive named Walter. Not really the best social skills. I'll be on the leg press and he'll come up with a measuring tape and try to check the circumference of my calves. I didn't really mind at first because I was interested in my gains, but it has gotten to be too annoying. Today it was so hot and I didn't want anyone coming near me so I finally had to tell him "No more calf measures, Walter!"

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oh mr sandman

i have baleen

i am a whale, if you hadn't seen

i filter krill out of ocean water

i could chew them but don't even bother

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lmao fuck off

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No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He shitposted through a sunroof!

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🕶

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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I'm glad you're getting a break from that bad behavior

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You had me in the first half, I'll admit

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this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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