I'm not fancy enough
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2025
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Ounce for ounce, this shit is wildly expensive. You could eat far cheaper and not be you know... eating fucking cat food.
Fun fact, because of the great depression, canned pet food has to be safe for human consumption.
Well, for now, at least
Fucking human food isn't safe for human consumption any more.
You complain about microplastics in our food.
I am happy about the extra synthetic fiber intake.
We are not the same.
Ordinary Sausage made a sausage out of cat food. Gave it 3.5/5; higher than quite a few made out of "regular" food. Make of that what you will.
well he is clinically insane.
the one-two punch of the $40B lobster and the 300-step garbage can nachos cracked his mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGCoOJSj7jk
Let's sausage!
🎶 LeeEEeet's SaaaAAAAUUUuusaAAgeeee 🎶
Ew thx
I can't imagine it's much worse than Vienna sausages in that form, and someone is eating enough of those to keep them on store shelves.
Wet cat food is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth. Don't do it. It isn't worth it.
For one thing, cats can't handle the level of salt in human diet. So to a human, cat food is very bland. This is also why one shouldn't feed cat salty human food.
Didja cook it?
Anon will pee rocks soon.
Closest thing to a job they have too
That's anons goal. Anon collects rocks.
I once made chicken liver pate for my cats, as a treat. It was only chicken liver pan-fried in a bit of lard, with a bit of salt. My cats flat out refused, but it turned out delicious so I froze it into cubes for myself, and ate it across the span of two weeks.
I still prepare it often, albeit with a different recipe.
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Hey my cat likes that one! Cheap, too
I bought one for my cats a while ago. I was opening a can of something else (I forget, spam maybe) with the same pull off lid and they full on sprint towards me meowing like I hadn't just fed them an hour before.
That’s cats for you.
No, it was definitely the spam.
They actually really don't like spam lol.
More for me, then.