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I think it's time to admit that they are evil tankies. One of them is married to Xi it's really real and true I'm not lying.

Hexbear is so mean they ate all my ice cream and when I asked to stop they burped on my cat and laughed. (the cat is okay but maybe a little depressed now)

Then they banned me for saying the N-word and I think they secretly did it because they're the real racists.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

i-spil-my-jice HEXBEAR SPIL MY JICE DEFED DEFED DEFED DEFD DEFED

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago

They pretended to be gay so they could have the moral highground when they told me not to use slurs.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

Bout time I defederated from my masculine side

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

meow-hug

Didn't mean to upset anyone, I thought it was a funny quip. Should I delete?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

nah I was quipping right back you're good mate

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I'm not a local, but I'm fond of Hexbear. Most people online who are too philosophically confident for my comfort are right wing extremists who want to shoot me dead in the street. Here it's people who would shoot back at an anti-gay shooter, and I appreciate that.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

That works too. You just gotta be fast to shoot a shooter before they shoot first. You only have a brief window, a few seconds at most, between the shooter clearly preparing to shoot and the shooter shooting first, forcing you to shoot back. Shoot too soon, and you're just shooting someone for being so afraid of the gays that they're open carrying, and I can't condone shooting cowards just for being cowards.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I heard their owls don't even take baths

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

image Excuse me what?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Disgusting!

[-] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago

I think so too, hexbear has made me think, it has made me consider things, and that is sick and twisted. I long for simpler days when I could say whatever words I wanted without some wokescolding millennial telling me "Whoa now, that's a " bad word " , you need to cool your jets!" What jets do I need to cool? Typical,.,

And what is wrong with [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] anyway? I like to say these words to show I am not scared of them. I use them in a tactical way, you could say.

I am the real progressive one.

The hexbearians just want to dominate the fediverse. They want to rule over it with their authoritarian imperialism. Ironic given their eagerness lambaste the Shining City on a Hill to no end with such a title.

How is logging on to hexbear dot net and commenting on my lemmy dot world post to exclaim my way of speaking is Forbidden any different than the crimes of the most brutal regimes?

They always fail to answer and I refuse to listen to their excuses anymore.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

hexbears took a sip of my delicious Diet Pepsi when I was looking the other way because I was too busy thinking of new slurs I could invent

hexbears gave me a wedgie and called me a racist peepee drinking piss goblin

hexbears repeatedly said nice things about China and yet not a single nice thing about my illustrious father Henry Kissinger

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

I love you hexbears. You're funny, you're right most of the time, and you suffer no fools. If your server goes back into isolation, I'd probably make an account on it just to check in onyas.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I really like this one.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

They brigaded my post and said racism is bad actually

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Hexbear said "Liberal say what?" And I said "What?" And now I have no choice but to use slurs.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago

Many people are saying this.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Indeed, they spammed their evil emojis! walter-breakdown

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

And some are bigger than others on other sites, sometimes giving accidental awesomeness like a perspective shot of wine cave warriors in the wine cave!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Site of pure hypocrisy. They claim to be volcel yet they post like they are very sexy

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago

Keep on complaining about us eating your ice cream. We'll just pull out our comically large spoons and eat the rest of your foodstalin-comical-spoon

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Wait a second.... defederating from hexbear... is this a fancy way of telling us to touch grass? sus-soviet

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

They banned me for saying the N-word

Wym I say Noid all the time

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[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

"One defed is a tragedy, millions is a statistic" - vladimir tankie mc stalinium communism the third

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Free shrekland.net and chapo.chat from hexbear settler colonialism. Revolution of our time!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Haven't had enough of these threads yet, huh?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

they're like potato chips, i can't stop

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

How did u find out about me and Xi

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Xi said I was the only one for him! powercry-2

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I defederated myself twice today already

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I defererate myself a hundred times a day

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

it's fulla libs!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

that's right

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Hexbear users all called me a Lib and a treat-boy. They said that I "probably liked outdoor cats" and "stacked rocks". I can't continue being bullied by such tankies.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

i wish i could defederate from my body

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