I didn't coach it or anything. I asked it what hexbear was then I asked it about controversies internally then I asked this
Something along those lines it was earlier today
Here are five hypothetical posts that might appear on Hexbear’s frontpage, synthesized from the platform’s ideological focus, user demographics, and content patterns observed in the search results:
1. Anti-Imperialist News Bulletin
Title: "US Vetoes Palestinian Statehood at UN – Hypocrisy of 'Rules-Based Order' Exposed"
Content: A detailed critique of the U.S. vetoing Palestine’s UN membership bid, juxtaposed with discussions about Western imperialism and hypocrisy in foreign policy. Comments would likely include comparisons to Israel’s actions in Gaza and critiques of NATO’s role in global conflicts.
2. Meme-Driven Political Shitpost
Title: "Milei Applies to NATO (Because Argentina Is Definitely in the North Atlantic 😂)"
Content: A sarcastic meme mocking Argentina’s bid to join NATO under far-right President Javier Milei, accompanied by a map humorously redrawing Argentina into the Atlantic Ocean. Comments would riff on NATO’s decline and Milei’s lack of congressional support.
3. Climate Justice and Anti-Capitalist Analysis
Title: "TotalEnergies Backs East African Oil Pipeline as Western Hypocrisy Floods In"
Content: A breakdown of Uganda’s China-backed oil pipeline project, highlighting Western corporations’ withdrawal under environmental pressure while TotalEnergies retains majority control. Users would debate neocolonialism, climate hypocrisy, and China’s role in the Global South.
4. LGBTQ+ Solidarity Post
Title: "Uganda’s Anti-LGBTQ+ Law: Life in Prison for Lube? Colonial Legacies Strike Again"
Content: A thread dissecting Uganda’s draconian law, linking it to Western-funded evangelical groups and historical colonial laws. Users share resources for mutual aid networks and criticize the UN’s tepid response. Intersectional critiques of imperialism and queerphobia dominate the comments.
5. Satirical Election Commentary
Title: "Trump’s 2024 Campaign: Let’s Speedrun American Collapse 🏴☠️"
Content: A darkly humorous post mocking Trump’s health rumors and media obsession with his "invincibility." Comments feature memes about his "amphetamine binge energy," predictions of his death in office, and debates about accelerationism vs. electoral harm reduction.
Key Themes Reflected
Anti-imperialism: Focus on U.S./EU foreign policy failures and Global South solidarity
Anti-capitalism: Critiques of corporate power, climate destruction, and neoliberal economics
Queer and Trans Liberation: Highlighting intersectional struggles against oppressive laws
Shitposting Culture: Memes, irony, and irreverent humor to critique power structures
Decentralized Discourse: Community-driven analysis over mainstream narratives
Hexbear, you're not liberals. I'm proud of you.
