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Blame all of society's problems on switching away from the gold standard

What's an age of consent between two consenting people?

Regulations are sin.

States rights about everything. National standards are authoritiarian commie fascism.

What law? It's the Natural order.

Worship Ayn Ryand.

Taxation is theft.

If you can't afford private everything that's your own personal bad choices and you should be left to rot in a Mad Max thunderdome hellscape outside of the successful indivual enclaves.

You are the only person in the world. Anything that interferes with anything you want to do, or think you may get to do in the future, is anathema. You must always insert your sense of empathy into the top of whatever social hierarchical structure exists.

After we destroy the state (somehow):

Corporations will take up the job of building and maintaining roads so their employees and goods can travel on them.

Private security companies will take on public safety and crime investigation at a competitive rate.

Poisonous food won't get produced because it would cut into profits so we won't need regulations

Everyone has a gun and that fact alone means we can defend our stateless society without any central authority. This will not lead to warring factions of corporations fighting to become the new state shut up.

Every interaction you have with someone will have to involve an actual contract whether digital or physical. If you break the terms of a contract it falls under breaking the NAP and the private security company that investigates can determine if the nap was broken.

If you break the nap you become a slave or get executed fyi

Argue about generational debt. But argue "the sooner you can get pregnant and birth a new generation to work off the contract the sooner you're free to start your own business". Then segway into a age of consent laws, pro-womb-rentals and pro-indebted-servitude as a foundation as collateral for private bank loans to finance home ownership.

Good luck.

• the "non-aggression principle" is the only ideologically consistent mode of politics. Hmmm, envihermental pollution? Never heard of her!
• Human contribution to climate change, if it is happening at all, is negligible. It's very convenient!
• absent government involvement in the design of computer networks we'd have naturally seen decentralized platforms from day one rather than large websites for information harvesting and propaganda.
• the only function of the state is military defense and maybe courts if I'm feeling it
• age of consent

• Replace all money with cryptocurrency
• Privatize everything, maybe use the Libertarian Police Department as a model

I initially had age of consent on here, but that's not something you want to do as a bit because most people won't run across online libertarians and know of their obsession with that topic

It's always about the NAP, the non aggression pact. Essentially, imagine a burger (say this a lot and explain things in terms of burgers)- McDonald's and Burger King don't assassinate each other because that would violate the NAP and the McArmy would be allowed to drop a McNuke on you.

You could do bit idea: talk about how a PRIVATE GROUP could enforce the NAP and collect revenue from everyone within the pact's borders (reinvent the concept of a state).

Just be as much of a contrarian as possible really. Devise elaborate, implausible imaginary situations to explain why any human interaction is a violation of your rights. Do strawman misunderstanding of socialism.

The thirsty in the desert metaphor is one they use a lot, or the "you have two cows." You're thirsty in the desert, a capitalist offers you water for 3 days of work, but the socialist says you have to wait your turn to drink no matter how much work you do.

Libertarianism is the ideology of 13 year old white kids who grow up comfortable and bored, so just channel that.

Whine about taxes but praise companies.

You like Donald Trump, but it’s such a shame he’s becoming President of a state! You also love America.

What if the child consented?!?!?!!!!111ones

Call everything bad either corporatism or socialism. Advocate constantly for deregulation and decreasing tax. Throw in some complaints about government spying and military adventurism.

Declare that all public infrastructure and services are communist. All of it. Roads, streetlights, highways, water treatment plants, weather forecasting, militaries, public schools, everything that an individual doesn't need to pay out-of-pocket for at the time of use.

1. You could drone on endlessly about Episode 3 of The Last of Us S01 and how it is libertarian cinematic nirvana until the character is revealed to be gay.
2. Gun cleaning
3. Doomsday prepping
4. Trapping
5. Making protein rich food that lasts forever but makes you produce the worst smelling farts ever.
6. Libertarian bootstraps

A thorough understanding of the Dewey Decimal System is a must

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only refer to paper money as 'fiat'

imagine your mom telling you to go to sleep is the greatest violence you ever experienced and go from there to "nobody should interfere with my decisions ever".

Make sure that every single one of your beliefs has an equal and opposite counterbelief that you also believe in

get real close to getting a fundamental understanding with the flaws of capitalism once in a while and then come to a wildly dumb conclusion. that and explain why any kind of state intervention to anything is somehow a bad idea; make it clear that you think you should be able to sell heroin to eight year olds

oh yeah and explain why crypto currency is totally a thing everyone will be using on a regular basis in 10 years

Make your own paper license plate because you don't recognize the authority of the corporation of the united states to regulate travel

wearing a black/yellow pin, always mentioning crypto, 'sovereignty ending at the individual', 'only market solutions', 'privatization needs to continue', towns governed by companies, 'doughnut shaped real estate means no road access for the tenant living inside', 'the bishops in the Vatican can peacefully elect a pope in a private conclave so we can elect a leader informally as well', 'selling illegal services from international waters to force the government to loosen up their laws'

edit: maybe private armies for the rich as well? to 'protect' the new corporate fiefdoms

Bring up land value tax for no reason. Like, imagine someone just said all taxes are bad, and you're trying to add nuance or well-actually them, by saying actually this one is good. But nobody brought up taxes, you just start doing this.

Better to fake less and mask your political opinions less. "The state should not sanctify what is or isn't a legal business so we should strike all LLC and corporate law from the books. The state should not recognize these as legal entities."

Freedom of Speech, Praise Trump, Talk about Tech Bro things, Rockets, About something called the "Woke Virus", be against taxes, talk about Milei, less goverment, bitcoin

Just think of anything reasonable the government does (like seatbelt laws, FDA regulations, or drivers licenses) and say it’s oppression

having a language used by others forced on you violates the NAP, so i'd just speak in tongues like a good little individualist

"WHAT'S NEXT, NEEDING A LICENSE TO MAKE TOAST IN YOUR OWN DAMN TOASTER??????"

Constantly reference Ayn Rand. Compare things to characters in Ayn Rand's books, name random things after Ayn Rand references, but don't mention Ayn Rand directly unless you're asked.

Don't talk about roads, they will sniff you out immediately and start screeching.

"Look, we all have the same goals, just different ideas about how to achieve them"