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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My bud that's not medium rare,

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

How else do you die of salmonella

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah dude that’s not fish it’s chickenella

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bruh that festival is sick af.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Really? I find it to be quite shitty

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Did you know that with Salmonella you can lose all of your weight?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, that's not even rare! I've cooked my chicken medium-rare by accident, it was edible, kinda nice actually. I think medium-well is the sweet spot for chicken, but I could see someone going for a medium even. I wouldn't really recommend medium-rare to anyone, pretty sure I dodged a bullet that time.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Can you actually cook chicken medium rare?

Like when you go to a restaurant, if you order a steak they will ask you how you want it cooked. They don’t ask you how you want your chicken cooked. They just cook it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope, for whatever structural reason, the harmful stuff can penetrate chicken but not beef. Chicken has to be cooked through.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

It’s how chicken is processed. Also, yeah it can do the same to beef, especially now that they are using machines to tenderize and dye the beef before it reaches the customer.

Things like steak tartare are cured with salt and very carefully handled. The risk of illness is still there, just greatly reduced thanks to careful prep.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I personally absolutely hate not fully cooked chicken. Beef has to be medium rare and pork maybe not completely cooked(at least IMO), but chicken that isn't completely cooked is absolutely disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I like my chicken nuked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I'm not convinced that it's even warm

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (7 children)

You can safely cook chicken to be medium rare, buuuuuuuuut only via sous vide. You would need to get it up to at least 140F, and then keep it there for between 30 and 360 minutes, depending on how thick the piece of chicken is.

Personally, I would not want to. I enjoy beef carpaccio and steak tartare, i enjoy some sushi and sashimi, but poultry and pork, IMO, should be cooked.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They do eat raw chicken in Japan, but I guess you have to treat it the same way as raw fish to be sanitary (fast freezing for 24h to kill parasites and bacteria).

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Chicken sashimi is about to be taken off the menus in Japan, as even their way more sanitary ways led to quite a number of health incidents.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Just be warned that not all bacteria and parasites can be killed with a hard (0F) freeze. IIRC, there are a few parasites found in feral pigs and bear that are very freeze resistant. I think some variety of trichinella? I don't think that poultry is susceptible to trichinella infestations, but most chickens aren't kept or slaughtered in very sanitary conditions.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They don't have the same diseases as America, so it is safe to do that there. If you tried that here, you will put yourself on a surprise weight loss vacation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The same disease part or the barfing out the ass part?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Same diseases. They absolutely have ecoli and salmonella.

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[–] bdonvr 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pork can be done all the way down to medium rare now that Trichinosis has basically been eradicated from pork. Though most say it's best at medium.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ill stick with slow cooking it until its almost falling apart

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just eat it raw like they do in Germany 👍🏻

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This truly IS a shitpost. A Raging Shitpost if you will...

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I hate eating the same thing every day, but it does work.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve been eating ham and mayonnaise sandwiches for 60 years, and I feel terrible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Damn I just watched that episode

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For me, doing the same shit everyday, it used to feel like death. (I might have ADHD) But you know what, there is some simplicity in having things in a system, you can eat fun things and be healthy, you just need to eat boring healthy, usually the same food(s) for about 80-90% of your meals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have ADHD but I don't tire of foods like most people do. Every morning it's the same kind of bagel and I still love the flavor of it. My wife can get tired of the same protein in different dinners, but I'll go a week on chicken before moving to beef.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I kinda have meals like, months or a couple years at a time, then just stop having it entirely. But during that time, same breakfast every single day is fine.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Have eaten in Japan and never gotten sick that I can recall. Definitely not my favorite; the texture isn't great IMO.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate how raw chicken feels in my hands, why would I want it in my mouth...

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WRWRWRRRIGGLING. JUICY BIRD.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Dudes playing russian roulette by eating raw chicken everyday.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure according to the post he already lost.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

lost a shitload of weight, yeah

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

People who undercook beef be like

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cook it all, add some tomato.

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