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I was thinking “Vladimir LANin”

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

boring answer: do not broadcast an SSID

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How do you have friends who visit log into your WiFi?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

easy, i dont!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just a guess: you do it for them?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How if you can't see it listed?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plus, if it's a phone you can use your phone's wireless settings to generate a QR code that they can scan to connect automatically to the wifi. I no longer have to deal with spelling passwords or writing it for them or whatever. QR code, scan, connect, easy easy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Good point, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Connect to a hidden network" and it will ask you for the SSID and authentication details.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ahh, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't do this, your phone will periodically ask for hidden SSIDs everywhere you go, making you easy to track passively.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How does that make you easier to track?

Unless you turn off WiFi, phones are always searching for WiFi anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Most devices actively ask around for the hidden SSIDs they know about. As in, they send a broadcast in cleartext called a "probe request" containing the list of hidden SSIDs every time they scan for access points.

Today usually the scans use randomised MAC addressess for privacy, but that doesn't help if you have any hidden SSIDs stored because of this list. Places like shopping malls are known to use these beacons to track the movements of individual people.

Before 802.11w (that still works almost always because 802.11w tends to be deactivated for compatibility), there was a trivial way to "unmask" a hidden SSID, you have to wait for someone to talk to the target access point, send a disassociation frame to the victim, and wait for the probe request / response when the victim automatically reconnects.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Do that many people use hidden ssids that it's worth for non-state actors to track them?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Another contender is “five year LAN”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Wu Tang Lan

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Bill Wi the Science Fi

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

FBI Surveillance Van #x is always a classic

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If your devices all support Unicode in SSIDs, "Perfectly Normal WiFi" in Mandarin.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Havana Syndrome Ray Gun Emitter

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

"US Secret Police Station"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I bet you enjoy the default Windows desktop background.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Flowers By Irene

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Okay now this is epic

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

ItBurnsWhenIP

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

My hotspot's name is "Searching..."

Got my best friend like 5 times with it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

While LAN puns are always good, these days I'm thinking "fuck it be explicit" so how about 'Execute all cops'?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I think Gerald would be a nice name for a wifi network

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A classic for a network with a password is something on the lines of "Free WiFi for everyone"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Cool Communist Compound People

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Soviet Broadcast Tower

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

“Router? But I barely know ‘er!”

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

5G Transgender Woke Ray

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Big Penis Academy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Soviet Central Television

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not VLANdimir?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Don't talk about SSIDs. They can and are collected passively, with location data attached, on a wide scale. They can be searched by any old bloke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Pretty fly for a WiFi.