more balatro arrangement progress

Hacking everyone’s brain chips in the vicinity and photoshopping in a full head of hair on myself.

Handstand pushup officially achieved

lmao

Proboscis Monkey

Listening to the wine guys episode of guys and it’s just Riley lecturing about wine

I freely admit it. I do not respect the rules of UNO.

I'm reading Blackshirts and Reds and just started chapter 3 today.

It started with the Parenti quote!

Also thought this line was funny:

Noam Chomsky, who is an inexhaustible fount of anticommunist caricatures, offers this comment about Leninism: "Western and also Third World intellectuals were attracted to the Bolshevik counterrevolution [sic]...

Get his ass Mike

the only rightful targets of something resembling Operation Swords Of Iron are SUV owners in the West

The sexism in star trek TOS while deplorable is at the same time kinda cute in an awful way, work with me here, in how it tried to be anti sexisr in the most sexist way. Like Kirk in Charlie X telling him he can't grab women's asses cause they're weaker than men and can't punch you out good for playing grab ass! The message is along the lines of 'women should be free to pursue their natural urge to find a husband and that husband can be anybody dammit!'. I think it just feels so naive and like boys who served in ww2 were genuinely trying to wrap their heads around dames and their non suppressed feelings. Despite being on screen more objectionable it has this attempt at being better but really sucking at it. I think more modern trek could stand thst kind of humility, where it kinda comes through that the writers probably aren't the ones on the cutting edge of social justice and writing as honest idiots. Good Sci fi comes from when you learn about your oder day metaphor as you write it

Like 14 years later, still unreasonably upset by pronouncing Guillotine "gill-uh-teen" instead of "gee-o-teen"

CW alcohol mention, criticising my own food choices

hi Megathread! longtime no see

a trip to the local cornerstore freaked me out recently. on duty was a relative of the lad who is usually at the counter, the whole family being immigrants from Pakistan as is common in New England’s convenience shops. brief tangent, but while i’m glad the Pakistani community has found a place here in my little corner of the world, it has led to the dying out of an old New England slang term: we used to called cornerstores ‘packies’ (short for package shop) but for obvious reasons that’s now off the table.

anyways, i bring my beer and candy up to the counter like the slob that I am, and the clerk gives me a strange look— i’m a trans woman, so i’m used to people studying me to find out why there’s something so uncanny about this weird woman in front of them. but as i’m swiping my card, she asks me “not that it matters to me, but are you one of those people from (random address down the street)?” I don’t recognise the address so I answer in the negative. she tells me “okay, sure, i guess you aren’t. but i just want to make sure you know…people talk about that kind of thing. when they hear it happen in their neighborhood, i mean. people talk about what is going on there,” as she hits me with a look somewhere between suspicion and disapproval.

i grab my bag and say goodbye, eager to get away from this stranger’s judging eyes. i have absolutely no idea what she was talking about, but she clearly thought i was lying when i told her just as much. now i’m just thinking about it nonstop— my therapist would be annoyed with me for thinking so much about what a stranger thinks about me, but it’s…the mystery of it. not knowing what on earth this woman thinks i’m up to. i almost want to go back and ask her for more info, to set my mind at ease. assess the scale of the damage, yknow? its probably best for me to drop it, but i don’t like the idea of people in my community thinking i’m anything less than an upstanding citizen and a friendly neighbor.

anyways, we need a new cool slang term for cornerstores here in New England. something snappy to compete with NYC’s ‘bodegas’.

European neoliberalism fans are cool because they’re like old old money

world feels so goddamn small this time of year. just sitting in cramped rooms in the dark

I’m writing in Trudeau next election. I support ALL failsons

i feel like a houseplant that someone forgot to water 5 years ago

Watching AGDQ and the winning file name for the Wind Waker any% run is Luigi

edit: holy shit Linkus built up the strength and technique to do the super swim glitch without pause buffering? Wild

edit²: this run has gotten fucking crazy since the last time I saw it! I had no idea they'd broken WW so thoroughly, super entertaining

i really messed up the soup i just made. the broth turned out way too acidic cause i added things i shouldn't have since i was in a big rush. just wasn't thinking it through at all

Remember when someone got a hexbear tattoo

I’m so tired of everything

Did some (very cringe probably but I thought was funny agitprop) yesterday

Omg covid booster drop kicked me. Why didn't I have foresight and call out Monday instead of ruining my Sunday

.i le xajmi sidbo zo'u da poi te darlu cu kibro notci bau le bangu poi le'i se bangu be ke'a cu ji'ixamei ku ki'u le du'u no de poi prenu cu darlu fi da

.ibo zo'o la gugdecunu cu se to'e fairpaltrusi'o ki'u mo'a le bartu mlatu .e le rokci 🪨 ku poi na derxi ja'i rau le ni cisni ku'o .e le se vlixlu ⚡💞

No creo en gualichos excepto por la bici de mi doña, la rrrrrreputisima madre todos los días un problema nuevo ÁAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

My ex was all “let’s be friends, let’s be amicable” until I accidentally moved out an item of furniture she wanted to keep lol. Then came the rage. Amicability is a lie folks. It’s better to let the anger out.

Fuck it dude I'm gonna say it

Dogboys>catboys

Google maps blurring out a an outdoor barbeque and bins with the privacy filter is a good bit tbh

I keep thinkin' white guys are black by their voice for some reason. This has happened at least 4 times now.

I don’t really care too strongly about the presidential medal of freedom, but was it always just a random list of famous people?

didn't really think about the bit in the blurb for Province Cyrodiil about including a substantial amount of populated seafloor. 'well that should be nice for completionist weirdos that like looking into nooks and crannies'

then i had a quest take me to a tiny island a substantial distance from shore. then i had to find a shipwreck. i had to find two shipwrecks. then there was the flooded alyeid ruins on the northern edge of the completed map like half an ingame day's journey from other land. i thought we'd all agreed morrowind's water-combat kinda sucked why are you trying to make me fight 100,000 dreughs

fr though if you're gonna make these lil archipelagos story important you need some goddamn boats available, the amount of potions or scrolls it'd take for characters that didn't role mages has to be crippling on these trips

In April 2009, a six-year-old Norwegian boy named Christer pressed his parents to send a letter to King Harald V of Norway to approve his name being changed to "Sonic X". They allowed Christer to write it himself but did not send it until he badgered them further, and the king responded that he could not approve the change because Christer was not eighteen years old.

I've got an idea: an eternal rent strike

I just saw an episode of The Simpsons in which Lisa is working as an intern at a veterinarian's office, and there is a cat named Chairman Meow.

🎶Sonic…. Gracias por hacerme sonreiiiiiir! 🎶

the vic 3 China experience is so fucked, im spending half my government budget on fking paper for all my administrative building

im sure 19th century China had alot of issues but im pretty fking sure lack of paper isnt one of them

I used to eat mugcakes pretty often when I was a teen and they kinda always sucked but I just kept making and eating them

For some reason

Lawyers should have to make you say the name out loud when registering an llc. “I’m not hearing it. It means I treat people”