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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

People who vote for the Leopards-eating-people’s-faces party are always shockedpikachu.gif when the leopard eats their face.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

At least with Democrats they eat all faces equally regardless of race religion sexuality or gender identity.

Also people generally are less surprised considering how they treat progressives within their own party.

[–] [email protected] 134 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 114 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes yes turn on each other.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is what happens when your ideology depends on attacking others but all the leftists leave the spaces you use to bully others.

They only have themselves to scream at now on Twitter

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago

Nah, it’s different parties fighting for control now that they have it. It would still happen without social media but they would be going on the news to do it

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Battle of the half-wits.

[–] [email protected] 242 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Damn, they're not even waiting for their guy to be sworn in again before they start the infighting. This truly is a speed run to social cannibalism.

[–] [email protected] 153 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

Our best hope for the next four years is that they spend so much time fighting amongst themselves, they'll be too busy to completely fuck everything else up. I'm sure they'll try, but god, I hope there's still a Department of Education in 2029. Lack of critical thinking skills is what got us these morons in the first place, we have enough stupid people in this country already.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 days ago

I share your sentiment but I think they will attempt to out cunt each other on being vile, petty children. The will try to be as punitive as possible with policy and neglectful in their duties to facilitate the mechanisms of functional government. And, yes maybe not completely because they are probably not even competent enough to do that.

I'm sorry my American friends but you're in for some catastrophic shitfuckery.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 days ago

More likely while the public squabble takes our attention those behind the scenes will calmly remake everything to their design. While we notice nothing but the squabble...

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I have a feeling a lot of these people think Musk was born and raised in the US

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Or that he cares for any country or anyone else than himself?

I don't think is about misplaced patriotism and altruism.

He's just a massive POS.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Musk and Trump are neck and neck for the "Littlest Bitch To Ever Exist" title.

Isn't it awesome living in the timeline where the wealthiest person on the face of the Earth and the most influential person on the face of the Earth are both little bitch man-children?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, the old "vote for oligarchs to have all the power and then get upset when they abuse it" routine. Morons never learn.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

They'll vote for the next republican in 4-12 years, and 100% respond to polling that they believe Republicans are ''just better at economy and foreign policy''

[–] [email protected] 155 points 5 days ago (5 children)

The popcorn is rich.

Even known Donald Trump mushroom rubber and psychopath, Laura Loomer, is getting unverified.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 5 days ago

The infighting is coming in way faster and pettier than I imagined. This is fun to watch

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[–] [email protected] 82 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Known misinformation spreader Ian Miles Cheong (who lives in Malaysia) is also getting Loomer face eating

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 days ago

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If only they learned from every other abuse of power Elon has made on his platform...

It's freedom of speech for Elon - everyone else has to tow the line, or hope to god he never notices them.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago

It's "toe the line". This difference is pretty important. I thought it was "tow the line" more than half my life because it sounds like pulling on a rope to go in the right direction.

It's actually more sinister. Get your toes on the line we drew. Perfect conformity of thought or action.

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who could have predicted that the goals of the all powerful leader would diverge from his base of support?

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago

Something like this has surely never happened in the history of history.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's the thing about autocratic rule.

Once enacted, your say is forfeit and you survive only by mercy of the state.

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[–] [email protected] 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is this the new status quo from America's "most free" social media platform?

🔫 Always has been.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (3 children)

How are people still on Twitter and acting surprised by fucking anything that happens there? Like… Wise-up folks. You have options.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

These are conservative Twitter posters. They're not bright.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago

Typical conservative behavior. "It's not a real thing until it affects me directly. "

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Is this the new status quo from America's "most free" social media plattorm?

You haven't been listening, have ya?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

Looks like @ConservativesOG just found out that the law does not protect them.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

BUT HE SAID HE WAS A FREE SPEECH ABSOLUTIST THAT ONE TIME!

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 5 days ago (7 children)

You mean the "fuck immigrants" crowd isn't down with ol Musky's plan to bring in brown immigrants? Who'd a thunk it.

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 days ago

You f-ing morons, you served the only purpose you were supposed to serve, you voted the coming autocratic reforms of the USA into power. Enjoy becoming as persecuted as the "left" was as only the most ignorant or most pandering voices of the coming dictatorship are left.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think the lefts strategy should be to let the right eat itself and just stay out of their attention. Let them get all fucked up on infighting and forget about us entirely.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At some point, people are gonna have to wake up and realize that this strategy will never produce anything but an eternal war of attrition. And in such a scenario, it's the billionaires who are most likely to survive, because they can hold out longer than anyone else.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Conservatives are living parodies of humans.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 5 days ago

is this the new status quo?

Yea but It's not new.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

YOu CAN say WHat YOU rEALlY meaN on TwITTer!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 days ago

Twitter is xelon's personal toy, how did you not know that?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is this the new status quo from America's "most free" social media platform?

Nothing new about it Poindexter. This is exactly how it's been since Muskrat took it over. LoL 😂

Going to be a lot of schadenfreude in watching these fuckweeds eat each other as their egos continually clash.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago

I didn't know the muskrat would eat MY face!

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (12 children)

Lololol "how could they ever eat my face‽”

Also Mr. Free speech and Xhitter is the public square, lol such BS.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The platform is only free to say whatever you want as long as it fits their narrative.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’m not that old (I’m not that young either) but I can’t remember a time when a party controlled both the executive and legislative branches and didn’t descend into incompetent infighting.

I thought this time would be different but this gives me hope.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, the way they kept this coalition together was by telling the business community that their more extreme stuff on abortion and immigration was just stuff they told the rubes to get their votes. Now they're in a position that both constituents expect them to deliver, and there's a lot of conflict there. Draining the swamp is the opposite of creating an entirely new agency that's all swamp, and while the business community pretends they want more border enforcement, a lot of immigration policies are explicitly designed to create an entire class of workers that's perpetually in a precarious position so they can undermine unionisation efforts (H1B1 visas being a perfect example of that).

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago

That's the thing about these monsters, they eat their own.

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