chapotraphouse

If I were a "journalist" at every press conference I would slip in questions like "some people say that Elon is actually making the majority of the important decisions. Is this true?"

And then when he replaces him with another insufferable goon out of insecurity, just repeat the same line of questioning again and again.

There was all that talk in the first term about Bannon secretly being in charge and he for kicked out pretty quickly as a result. I guess the egos are too big to let Trump take the credit because Musk would have learned from history otherwise

Do something productive - start saying that

"Trump can't possibly make a single payer health care system"

Can't he technically get musk shot once he's in office again

I'm safe

What a weird thing to say. Is he actually scared of musk and sees him as some kind of threat? That's fucking hilarious.

"Dangerous African alien tries to storm the White House threateningly"

Musk getting shot by SS

I cannot believe the guy who's fucked over all his business partners has fucked me over too, I cannot!

Oh hai Grimes!

Musk will strap Æ-X-17-Delta-Theta to his chest like a bulletproof vest

Punished Donald appeals to President Musk, insists he is actually the real leader actually

Even odds on any individual member of his proposed cabinet still being there on Inauguration Day

I mean, he's just turning it around to anti-immigrant sentiment and also misunderstanding the situation he's been put in, the reason Musk bought Twitter, yeah?

Can't believe he would break up with the first buddy like this

Say the line, Tywin Lannister