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[–] [email protected] 110 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I want Konsi christmas cookies!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A long time ago I did spend a few months experimenting with ratios to make my own cookie recipe, it makes really good chocolate chip cookies. Not very christmassy though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

sprinkle something green and red and it becomes crissmass-y

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

OP delivers!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Definitely did not expect Konsi doing a Street Fighter 6 Cammy cosplay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This one caused me so much trouble! I went into it thinking "this will be easy" but it's surprisingly hard to get right.

I don't think I 100% got it, her body proportions are too human (Konsi is 4ft tall) - but it was a lot of fun to try. Daily drawing challenges aren't about being perfect, they're about just getting the thing done and learning from it.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Play Shattered Pixel Dungeon. You can get special mimics that can disguise as literally everything. A door, strength potion, the way to the next level, basically anything that looks useful. And of course they only appear as soon as you've forgotten to check for them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's why you need post it on your stuff.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

All fun and games until the mimic pretends to be a post-it note

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like to think mimics cant replicate text. If not I'm gonna need a fancy mimic lens or start tapping my stuff with a wrench before I touch it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They can replicate text, but it's not very good, like AI pictures. This has led to many of them having a text phobia, so make sure to carve your name into everything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Safety fact!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Teleportation mimic will teleport you. To its stomach.

Breastplate mimic just wants to sink its mouth on your breasts.

Saddle mimic wants to lick your lowers parts.

No comment on outhouse mimic. We don't talk about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The rope mimic has some more specific tastes.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Not my menstrual cup!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

I've always been a fan of mimics being ladders or bridges.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

Cover your phb in spray adhesive and leave it sitting on the table. As soon as someone touches it, shout "ROLL INITIATIVE!"

Actually, apply this to other random objects at the game table. A bag of chips, 1 can of soda in the fridge, every 3rd pencil, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Mimic city; every building is a mimic, but they're smart enough to eat the local population when they're alone or in small groups. Every time people keep going missing, and the players will assume it must be some random wandering monster; they'd never think it's literally the buildings and each room can start eating really fast. There'd be no pattern either, every building is alive and people go missing literally everywhere. Perhaps a clue can be a house that has no more people living in it and it starts to starve to death and starts freaking out, even endangering the other mimics' secret.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I've often thought it'd be fun to let a party have a tame mimic as a pet. Not helpful in battle unfortunately, unless one of your opponents decides to take a looting break.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

My party do have a pet mimic. He's called Philip and is mostly there for comic relief although he has been known to help with puzzles and things occasionally

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Thrown weapon mimic, like a javelin. Enemy picks it up to throw back and bam, surprise bite!!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The Flee, Mortals! book has a mimic companion stat block. It can cover you and act as active camouflage.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is similar to the premise of Prey.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[This post is not a mimic]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That seems like something a mimic would say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And then we have Starfinder where a mimic can disguise itself as an entire planet!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Abomination Vaults has a mimic encounter where one is pretending to be a door and the other is pretending to be a weapon rack with a nice axe on it. Gets them either way.

You might also want to look into Rotgrind's Mimouthouse. It's exactly what it sounds like.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The player handbook isn’t a problem, no one reads that thing.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

having the table you are irl playing at turning into a mimic and having to roll stats for your irl person in order to continue sounds really fun

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think in the early editions they said that mimics were only really effective at imitating wood and stone. I agree that mimic chests are done to death but "anything could be a mimic" would get old fast I fear. Limiting them to only some materials but then getting creative within those limits would keep it interesting without it feeling like a cheap jumpscare.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But, if we're going to get into DM advice, the way I'd recommend stopping "anything could be a mimic" from getting old is to have it constrained to a themed side-adventure, or a one-shot. For example: A wizard tower where the guy's one weird hobby was breeding and training mimics. In such an adventure, you want to start fairly tame, but towards the end, the more outlandish and ridiculous the better.

As for the constraints on mimic forms, most of my DnD based jokes use 5e as their basis, as that's what the majority of my audience are likely using.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Oh totally. I didn't mean that as a criticism of the comic, I really like the comic. Your artstyle is very distinct and charming. It just got me thinking about how to run mimics generally. A mimic wizard one-shot sounds like a lot of fun.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I wanna share this in the group chat, but I don't wanna give the GM any ideas xD

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One D&D podcast I listen to had one be a house in Sigil. After they had dealt with the plot to use it for magic or something some of the party ended up feeding it animals much to the chagrin of the rest of the party but did save some other creatures living in the area from getting eaten.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (7 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The rug under the chest is my favourite. I'm gonna give my players more trust issues, thank you

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

It's always more fun when mimics team up. A couple of goblins bother the party at night, just enough to give them chase, then when they return, hop into their sleeping bag and boom, mimic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

outhouse oof.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What about the party being mimics but don't tell them that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Tell every party member that they are a mimic and need to keep it a secret from the rest of the party.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

My sister and I were diving deep into the lore and rules for mimics and the most terrifying thing they could be, is either an entire planet or a humanoid. They might even be able to be a planet-sized humanoid. Or even a human-sized planetoid 😱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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