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They quoted some wokeshit called "power dynamics" or something. Anyway, I called Crimestoppers to let them know about this crime. A man and his burger shouldn't be fucked with. Guy got his burger but he ran out of here as soon as he got it. Probably the embarrassment of whole situation.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

this reminds me of that ricky gervais skit where the waitress wont let him order the kids chicken nuggets and he orders it for his niece and grabs them all and shoves them in his mouth while making eye contact with her.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Part of the A&W Burger Family! You got Mama Burger, Papa Burger, Teen Burger, Grandpa Burger, I think there is or used to be a baby/kid Burger.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago
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Jody Burger

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Another family ruined by woke.

The great burger family.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

There used to be an uncle burger.

Not anymore. Now it's the aunt burger.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

It’s pickles and cheese, not Adam and Steve!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I hear they still have the uncleburger in Russia.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Pete thiel's fav

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Tell me your Canadian without telling me your Canadian.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

CW self harm i guess?I'm so poor the government asked if i wanted help killing myself

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I'm so brain rotted by the internet I can't even tell if this is satirical anymore.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I'm assuming that was a joke, but that's a thing that's happening with MAID in Canada.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The root beer?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Teen burger"? The only burger you shouldn't feel bad about ordering is a Bean burger.

*This post fact-checked by real beanagers

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That's actually fucked up.

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