Somehow it's missing the clean cut Indian developer guy, the emo developer, the script kiddie, the Linux fan, the windows fan, the IBM frat boy, the open BSD lunatics and the one guy who loves trains too much
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Indian guy - top right
Emo developer - top left
Script kiddy - top left
Linux fan - top left
Windows fan - top left
Ibm frat boy - top right
Open BSD lunatics - bottom left
Guy who loves trains too much - bottom right
They're all the same person
Got a coworker on my team who is type 4. He's the glue that holds the team together, nobody knows anywhere as much as he does.
If he ever leaves, the whole team is screwed and the project is dead in the water.
But, like, are there types of IT women? Asking cause I am one and don't know any tropes for us lol
Go forth and forge your own destiny, free of stereotypes. Or just be Alex from YIIK idk.
Every IT woman I've worked with kicks ass and is really cool, doesn't realize how cool and inspiring they are. Until management, then I have no idea how they got there, they can't seem to use a computer let alone assist with IT related decision making.
I would love to fit that description and I hope my coworkers think I'm cool lol. I never want to be in a position of power in this field because I have already dealt with enough dumb bullshit on the daily lol
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The bottom 2 seem accurate. Source: I'm an IT person
What's the stereotype with top right?
Asking because if I had to lump myself somewhere, it's that one.
But if it sucks... I guess I'll go wear a sailor uniform.
The "lumberjack" style / hipster.
Yeah thanks Gilfoyle!
I'm not the bottom two, that much I know.
I can't grow a beard... oh no.
These are 100 types
Number 1 is number 3 when online.
Number 2 is number 4 when at the convention.
There are 2 types of IT guys.
Doesn't have the guy who seems to always be asleep at the desk but is also somehow the most efficient IT worker.
"Men are dominating IT"
The "men" "dominating":
Dominate me daddy uwu
Also hello, the fuck is wrong with your laptop this time
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We have two IT guys, one of them is three of these and the other is the fourth. The guy who is all three is actually the anime girl on VR Chat in his spare time :)
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I think you mean stages*
There are 4 stages of IT guy
This image is frighteningly accurate. The IT guy at my current job is top left. The IT guy at my last job was top right. My friend from my discord server who works in IT has said for years that everyone who works in IT is either a neckbeard, a femboy, or a furry. He's a furry.
I guess I'm top left. If it has to be that three. I'm pretty sure whoever came up with that needs to show us where IT touched them on the Anatomically Neutral doll.
The Inquisition has no power over the Adeptus Mechanicus, meat sack!
Am the numero 4 / bottom right (except too poor for fursuit yet). Sometimes pretend to be a 2. Have two colleagues who work IT at a municipal service. The first is a 1 who pretends to be a 3 and the second is a 3 who pretends to be a 1. Even I find myself at a loss at them sometimes.
Do I have to choose one of this?
You can't be everything at same time???
The superposition IT guy
I'm not a dweeb, nor a hipster. I'm not a femboy, nor a furry. I am allied to all of the above, though.
What am I?
The guy who actually gets work done so in turn you are to busy to look in a mirror making you the de facto top left.
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... it's mostly the top left.
Source: i resemble the top left (although i still have my hairline)
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Why are none of them Noel Fielding?
noel isn't actually an IT guy, he's the random guy that broke into your building but is too chill to be kicked out.
Also he's kinda funny.
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