Nixon is the Midwestern Kwisatz Haderach. Despite being born off-world (California) and living all of his life on the coasts, he has perfect knowledge how to make the most cursed midwestern food possible, by intuition.

Serve with a whipped cream and mayonnaise mixture.

Did the pardon cover this crime too?

It just keeps getting worse and worse as it goes

Is it bad that I kinda want to try making this monstrosity? I'm so morbidly curious what this would actually end up like but I also don't want to waste food, money, & time on what's essentially a bit

Wasn't his last meal in the WH just like orange juice, pineapple, and cottage cheese too?

When you grew up in the depression and then ww2 and immediately after the processed food they developed during the war hits store shelves!

Everything about that sounds awful

Just eat guacamole, it's infinitely better

tastes like I already threw it up!!

Spread that on some toast and bring peace to feuding boomers and millennials

such a bleak time for food jfc lmao

Frankly I'd call this "The Devil's Cabaret", I don't even care if that's not what it's called in English

What the fuck?

If he weren't dead, I'd go and try to strangle him myself after reading that.

sounds like the shit i'd whip up omw to serve crack to an underpriviledged neighborhood down south

It tastes way better if you're constantly wasted.

America's Last Liberal and apparently First Mormon President

It gets worse... go look up the trend for Aspic in the 70s. I had an auntie who served us one just before Christmas (in the 80s, everyone else had rightly abandoned it) and trying to stomach it sent me running to the outhouse (which she also still had and was the closest bathroom to the kitchen where we were eating).

I saw someone on social media recently who actually made this and tried it.