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Ikr
"Sitting on an ice pack" ☠️☠️☠️
This is my favourite couple in furry comics.
Social acceptance lies in the delivery.
Unacceptable: "She's got a nice set of tits." Acceptable: "She has a dramatic neckline." It's all in the delivery and above all know your audience.
The difference is probably with or without birth control.
Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as "metalhead/trekkie". Cheers.
Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet ~~stranger~~ friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I'm able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)
Ty, fellow trekkie!
Rock on 🤘
Spock on 🖖
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Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive
"this joke's been done to death"
CMV: "Creampie" is a kinky word for default sex.
The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman's body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.
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you mean coitus ?
Ew, language.
An inescapable truth...your mom got creampied.
Can we call birthdays "parent creampie repercussion day?"
What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton's Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
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It is for the child
Maybe I'm adopted?
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
IVF counts
how?
Same principle, smaller scale;)
Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn't have the same aura of cream to it, y'know? Like there's not even sperm at that point.
You're thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!
Call me crazy, but I don't count an ovum as someone.
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😳🥺😳🥺
Dah Dah Dah Daaah!
Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?
...are you eager for something?
:3
Are you eager to nut or be nutted?
I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn't that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her "No-Knees McFucksalot." I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya'll are fucking.
As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking "are you gonne have more?" Or "were you trying?"
Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.
💦
laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
cos playing as creampied
well cumming is nice.
What about IVF?
That's doctor cuckolding
https://www.oglaf.com/rectitude/
NSFW, of course.
microdosing
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