The Scorpion King but with the Rock's new contract where he can't take any L's on screen so the Scorpion King conquers the planet
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Rock's new contract where he can't take any L's on screen
Keep the shitty CGI and I'd spend a stoned Friday night with that flick. Sounds like a cool-ass premise, but maybe I just think bug-monster-people are cool
Can you smell what the scorpion king is cooking?!
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