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[–] [email protected] 233 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 2 weeks ago

So, maybe 28 Days Later?

[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Now we know the answer to "why is Gamora?"

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kirk was always in the chat, he's now just more open with kinks

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it's going to be like that for two months.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go "dad look its the grinch"

[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that... Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

guys I'm pretty sure that's just gamora, leave her be

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago

She prolly into photosynthesis now.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine all the confused racists.

And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

Also, ... she on tinder?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's not easy bein' green

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have some very good news for you…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God I wish dwarves were real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Brothers of the mine rejoice.

Swing, swing, swing with me!

Raise your pick and raise your voice.

Sing, sing, song with me!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

Dye your hair red.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn it's one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Hulk smash!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

NGL, kind of like the look.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Did... did she use Rit?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe

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