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[–] 233 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

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  • [–] 122 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Now we know the answer to "why is Gamora?"

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    [–] 105 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

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    [–] 81 points 2 years ago (9 children)

    Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.

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  • [–] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

    Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

    EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.

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  • [–] 55 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.

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    [–] 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Hit the gym. Awaken the she hulk.

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    [–] 41 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that... Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

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  • [+] 40 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [–] 25 points 2 years ago

    She prolly into photosynthesis now.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

    Imagine all the confused racists.

    And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

    Also, ... she on tinder?

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I have some very good news for you…

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago*

    It's not easy bein' green

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago

    Dye your hair red.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Damn it's one of them green women from Star Trek. Is she single?

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    [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    "We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison

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  • [–] 17 points 2 years ago

    Hulk smash!

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Watch out for the notorious Gobbo lovers

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    [–] 13 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.

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    [–] 12 points 2 years ago

    NGL, kind of like the look.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    Did... did she use Rit?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Why not just…IDK…watch the damn movie?

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)
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    [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe

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