I've googled it for you: she's going to be green for 28 to 45 days.
this post was submitted on 05 Dec 2024
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So, maybe 28 Days Later?
Captain Kirk has entered the chat.
Fuck it, I'd just stay in costume. At least it'd be accurate.
Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.
EDIT: What about Zombie Chic? I think it might cause more trouble for her than the other options.
Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it's going to be like that for two months.
Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.
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Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch
I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go "dad look its the grinch"
If I were going to use a dye on my skin for something like this, I would first test it out on a small patch of skin some place where nobody's ever going to see it, like on my penis.
I think you'll need a bigger patch of skin to actually see the results.
Do the whole unit and if something goes wrong tell the doc you fucked Shrek.
I'd worry about making a mess. What's the smallest eyedropper they sell?
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That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that... Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.
And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol
Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!
guys I'm pretty sure that's just gamora, leave her be
She prolly into photosynthesis now.
Imagine all the confused racists.
And the chlorophyll cat-calling.
Also, ... she on tinder?
It's not easy bein' green
Oh, orcs are real now? Can we get dwarves next
I have some very good news for you…
God I wish dwarves were real
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
Brothers of the mine rejoice.
Swing, swing, swing with me!
Raise your pick and raise your voice.
Sing, sing, song with me!
Dye your hair red.
Dying yourself for the premiere of a movie you're not even in is wild to me.
Hulk smash!
"We love unregulated markets" - we say in unison
Isn't that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn't want permanent you'd go with makeup.
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NGL, kind of like the look.
Buy more of the perma-dye to get the spots you didn't dye because they were under your clothes. If you're going to be permanently green, go full body.
Did... did she use Rit?
do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who'd kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it
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