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[-] [email protected] 285 points 6 months ago
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Jeans

(portmanteau of jeans and beans)

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago
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It always ends with trains...

WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD???

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago
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It’s not fair, you’re baiting us

(I literally just thought to myself “found the vegan” before reading your username)

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's not even bait, y'all just predictable with the same exact phrase every time. I mean.... you're not even the first person today. If I can beat everyone to the punch before ya finish thinking it, then is it still fun to say?

Idk. Feels like a Chuck Norris joke at this point.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

wth is a vegan? Did y'all just make up new slang for a meme or something? Please explain it to me

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It’s a person who aims to do the least harm to and exploitation of animals practicable. Vegans don’t all agree with each other, but generally they don’t eat any animal products (food waste and somehow honey are common disagreements among vegans), nor would they buy new leather products (some might buy secondhand, but others won’t even hold on to a pair of shoes they bought and wore for years before going vegan).

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Well I thought it, I wasn’t planning on saying anything until I saw your username and figured you were playful about it.

But do you really think it’s non-vegans who know what black salt (or whatever other reference you make in your comments that typically “outs” you) is without looking it up? It’s probably mostly people who are also vegan and feel kinship that they’d like to point out. That’s why I wrote my comment at least 🤷

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i humger HAHA

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I need to see this with 200 upvotes.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I love how this is the first thing I see and was well over 200 likes

[-] [email protected] 125 points 6 months ago

I almost thought it was gonna be the same person...

[-] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

It's prudent to have a backup egg in case one breaks.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Howtobasic unmasked.

[-] [email protected] 56 points 6 months ago

Step 1: be attractive

[-] [email protected] 43 points 6 months ago

Sounds like someone can check "date an abusive person" of their life checklist

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

I wonder why she gets so many likes ( Y )

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

This guy got just as many and he's not even sexy text.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/14831208

Maybe it's not the boobs afterall.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Jokes on you, I do have boobs. They're invoking upvote magic even when hidden.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

And you dated this person why?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

how else can anyone afford to live

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Sell pictures of your feet on the Internet.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You would not believe how saturated that market is. Seriously, you cannot just sell feet pics with no effort, that shit takes dedication, skill & no small amount of luck. The percentage of women who are willing to trade large sums of money for pics of their feet is almost 100%.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

What's the market for men's feet looking like?

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Probably because she liked him.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

That's when you break up with him, he sounds unhinged and potentially dangerous

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Eggg with three g's

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