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He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Should you be posting this? fedposting

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago (1 children)

they posted a few weeks ago a literal picture of them in real life, not that smart

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

I am highly certain that picture could not possibly identify me. Also I am not really worried about some internet weirdos recognizing me.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

arms dealer makes it sound like he's Nic Cage in Lord of War. Nah, this guy is just American.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah quantify shitload, it's probably like, average American gun nut amounts of guns, which is still excessive sure, but not unusual.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

I am being hyperbolic yes but this dude is the most America boomer in existence

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

Currently sitting in jack in the box parking lot while I wait for him to buy us lunch while getting paid for it lol

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't blow this for yourself by posting about it on fed hangout site chapo.chat

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Nah he's not actually an arms dealer I was just being cheeky.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think he wants to have sex with you.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That happened to me once. Dude paid me to come to work with him, then after we finished he wanted to hang out in his man cave and drink beer. Then he wanted to have sex with me. Wasn’t that good looking, but head is head.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

He said he wasn't that good looking, but head is head...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you get a gig like that?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ran into him at the grocery store and he asked me if I wanted to do some side work for 20 an hour.

I think he's just a bored boomer libertarian crank

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You are one lucky ducky

All the libertarians around here are big angry about, well, everything

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (3 children)

He also asked me if I want to help him sell sex dolls for commission lol. Yes it has been a weird week.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's not making you do door-to-door sales is he? 😅

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Here sir, go ahead and stick a finger in!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Does this guy need any other help?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

like he's flipping used ones like a sex doll realtor? or is this more of an etsy thing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Apparently he's a contractor with a wholesalers license (which combined with all the guns he has literally in every fucking cabinet in his trailer) is why I made the arms dealer joke.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

oh nice, does he sell to politically fringe forum users?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago