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I think I am working for an arms dealer. (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He has a shitload of guns, lives in an RV and basically just pays me to hang out drink whisky with him and do basic handyman shit. This fuckin rules

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you manage a gym for him, and are you dating a female bodybuilder who goes to said gym?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you suspect that your girlfriend has the ability to make herself fifty feet tall? Could this ability manifest itself in a bizarre display of magical realism at a narratively convenient moment?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Did you perhaps encourage your girlfriend to abuse steroids because you got off on how muscular she was?